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Craigslist: Cement Blocks
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LOL!
Honest post. I actually applaud that guy. Unfortunately you pretty much need to word your postings that way on CL to avoid all the time-wasters, tire-kickers and other dumbf*cks that will do nothing but infuriate you and waste your time.
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Nice guy. A true salesman.
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Wonder if I can use those to build a fire pit. Maybe I'll just Email him and ask.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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They make excellent bookcases.
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We have a local online classified site that I had to stop using because of the stupid replies I was getting. I once posted some free carpet with my address, phone number etc.
First email I got was "Hi ![]() I replied "No, I'm in Australia but I prefer advertising free things in Canada. The carpet is free, the shipping is $1086. I had to get rid of it fast so I've already sent it to you shipping COD. Thanks!" Then I ignored her frantic replies
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Jake Often wrong, but never in doubt. '81 911 euro SC (bits & pieces) '03 Carrera 4s '97 LX450 / '85 LeCar / '88 Iltis + a whole bunch of boats Last edited by notfarnow; 02-13-2008 at 08:00 AM.. |
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Time for a spirited round of "Who the F sells this S???"
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I listed a 17" monitor on there a few weeks ago, CLEARLY stating that it was only available for ONE DAY. I was getting calls a week later, "hey man, do you still have that monitor?".
Idiots. They can't read. Or don't.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: 1K Oaks, CA
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What's the seller's name....Tony Montana?
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You should've deleted the ad after that day.
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It's a great opportunity to get even with someone though. Just post their phone # with a listing for free stuff.
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My favorite was a neighbor that put a working stove out on the curb with a FREE sign. Stayed put for two days - no action.
Then he posted a sign on the stove that said "Working stove - $50" and the stove was stolen within two hours!
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I have customers come in who need to be engaged in that manner but I can normally maintain a bit higher level of civility.
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I buy stuff thru Craigslist almost weekly - selling is a different matter.
No one ever shows up - although I did sell something this morning to a 'lister. The typical response is - 'I'll take it, I can come over tonight, please send phone #' To which I respond with the appropriate info and never hear from them again.
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Location: Columbus, OH
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That is some damn funny stuff.
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Location: State of Failure
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cooterville, Cackalacky
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Golly, that was awesome!! LOL!
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-jeff back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2 *SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction... "Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP ![]() |
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Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Man after my heart! Thats one post that I know did not come from Off Ramp!
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I love the jokesters that feel the need to haggle over every little damn thing too. A while back I listed my motorcycle on there with a price of $2,500 firm. I swear I got six or seven inquiries from losers asking me if I'd consider trading for crap like rider lawnmowers (umm, I live in an apartment building), a flat screen TV (no interest, plus it's only worth about 1/3 what the bike is), ski equipment, old tires, an old Mercedes 190E with a blown head gasket and all manner of other stuff. I got ONE - UNO single offer from a guy with actual money, and he tried to lowball me for $2,100. I told him to look up the meaning of the word "firm" in the dictionary and get back to me. Never called back.
God I hate selling on CL.
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