God sits in his rocking chair..

[livi]

..just hanging out with his son, Jesus.

Knocks on the door. God gets up and opens the door.

Its Allah.

God turns to his son: - Jesus! Have you ordered kebab ??




Oh, and for gawd sake, don´t take this a God bashing (unless perhaps you are Muslim, in which case I apologize)!

[Chocaholic]

Now that's funny. For a minute I thought this was going to be another "meaning of life" thread. Thanks for the levity!

[Shaun @ Tru6]

LOL! I would have gone with Vishnu but only because I'm having a curry for lunch. mmmmm.

[t951]

That makes no sense. Allah is the arabic word for god. ie Allah is god.

So god answers the door, and he is also the delivery guy?

[M.D. Holloway]

tk - its because God is omnipotent and can be in two places at the same time! His son being part human and part God is only capable of seeing and believing yet not being God thus is unable to live the true experience of a God yet enjoys the experience of being a man with God stature - jeeze...

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by t951

That makes no sense. Allah is the arabic word for god. ie Allah is god.

So god answers the door, and he is also the delivery guy?

Hey, if he can be God and Jesus at the same time why can't he be Allah too?

[kstar]

He is everywhere.

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by kstarnes

He is everywhere.

I think that's satan's camera. Notice how the cabling goes in the downward direction. If it were god's camera it would be going up. Geeze!

[Mule]

Originally Posted by t951

That makes no sense. Allah is the arabic word for god. ie Allah is god.

So god answers the door, and he is also the delivery guy?

Not this again. That would be dead, slap assed, wrong, and has been shown so time & time again. Allah is a contraction for the Arabic moon god, al ilah (the god of islam). That is muslim spin usually spouted by a muslim attempting to spin the issue or an appologist or an uninformed person who bought the story of either one of the former.

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by 70SATMan

Hey, if he can be God and Jesus at the same time why can't he be Allah too?

............and the Holy Spirit makes three - the Trinity, right?

There can be only one in the end.

http://vampirerpg.free.fr/Rules/Highlander/chap2.html

[t951]

wouldn't god already know the answer before answering the door, or asking his son?

this joke is having issues on many levels......

[BeyGon]

Livi, I thought it was pretty funny.

[72doug2,2S]

Livi, I expected something more from you. My first impression must have been in error.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S

Livi, I expected something more from you. My first impression must have been in error.

judgment is for God

[kstar]

[lfot]

Speaking of Emokitten...

A story of inspiration by EMO PHILLIPS

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"

...He said, "Nobody loves me."

I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

...He said, "Yes."

I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"

...He said, "A Christian."

I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"

...He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"

...He said, "Baptist."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"

...He said, "Northern Baptist."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

...He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"

...He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"

...He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

.

[Mule]

Perfect!

[livi]

Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S

Livi, I expected something more from you. My first impression must have been in error.

For Gawd sake! It is a joke! Making fun of the fact that most people selling kebab, pizza or what ever are from a shall we say Arab looking part of the world. At least in Europe. Now if "our" God opens the door a sees a stranger looking "like that" - he immediately thinks perhaps his son ordered for example a kebab.

It is a joke, making fun of our (my) stereotype views on what look goes with what job. In this case the multiple God detail makes it even more funny.

If you were offended, naturally I apologize of course!

[gassy]

Don't apologize for anything man.

[kstar]

Originally Posted by gassy

Don't apologize for anything man.

I agree. It's a joke.

Besides, the deity that "chose" Doug excluded billions of other folks. How does Doug know you, Markus, were talking about his very specific deity?

I see a much bigger joke here.

Best,

Kurt