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My first post ever using this image!
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Mark '83 SC Targa - since 5/5/2001 '06 911 S Aerokit - from 5/2/2016 to 11/14/2018 '11 911 S w/PDK - from 7/2/2021 to ??? |
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Ok...
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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Please do not laugh at what some must do for self-esteem.
I am contemplating (what many may find blasphemous!) a Penis reduction! Yes, there ...I've said it! I have carried this burden for years. The finger pointing and mouths agape in Jr. High gym class. The countless hours my mom spent sewing/altering all my (left) pants leg. Having to wear those ugly, knee length swim trunks to the beach. The endless calls and promises sent to me from the porn industry. All those women outside, every time I leave the friggin' house! I can't take it anymore!
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It's too early for morels. You must've picked the wrong mushrooms..
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Just bend it in half like I do. Works fine for me!
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QUOTE: "Just bend it in half like I do. Works fine for me!"
_______________ That's an ol' Irish disease. When your dyck goes to Dublin!
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These ladies could help bend it in half...
before ![]() after ![]() Am not a tittie guy but #2 sure looks like a lot more fun!
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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I like the "before" better. "Real" rocks!
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![]() Another cutie...
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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Yeah but your name is Miata!
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I bet Saudi Arabia doesn't have free titties!
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Given the almost guaranteed return on investment aren't all fake titties actually free to the host already?
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Tommy Lee says that there is no such thing as fake tits.
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I've asked friends who've "donated" tits to women, "how's that work, do you get like a coupon book or something?" I still don't know.
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