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Marriage Math
Math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no *****ing and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* * Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?
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You're a nutjob!!!!!!!!!!
 Ain't a snapper in the world worth that much. He does like big boobed ugly blonds though doesn't he?
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I actually posted these calculations in the Divorce thread.
Friggen engineers
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If you fly it, fish with it or screw it....
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My wife was not amused..............
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If it flys, floats, or f*cks: lease it
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due to fair and balanced reporting
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I have a X boss who goes to Wells Nevada every other week on payday and drops $150 for 2 hours on this hooker he has been doing for 5 years. And she's pretty good looking.
Made a lot of financial sense to me till gas prices started to go up. Even now though its a break even proposition I think. |
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