PAGING GOGAR white lobby phone!

charleskieffner · 04-01-2008, 05:33 AM

ok heres the haps. holly and i were really looking forward to a wild night on the town. shes destructing/constructing her kitchen for the last 8 weeks as well as myself destructing/constructing my (2) termite rat infested rattlesnake outbuildings on my property. and then....................

i get the news that GRANDE CABEZA TODD has his voice go on the fritz. well aside from being bummed the shows canceled, i think you should revert to "EMERGENCY PLAN Z!"

EMERGENCY PLAN Z entails taking over the tour bus by force if needed, careening into the local grocery store, filling every available space with ice cold ones, filling up the fuel tank and hauling ass to beautiful FONTUCKY KALIFORNIA!

ZONA OCHO PCA SPEEDFESTIVUS/ORGY at auto club speedway(renamed?). this will give GRANDE CABEZA TODD and his fellow MONSTEROS premium quality time relaxing while watching FIRE BREATHING 917's and 962's and 935's all running in their own run groups scaring hell out of everyjuan!

who knows what FONTUCKY WOMEN will be there to greet you?????? you possibly might meet the new MONSTER WOMEN that you need dancing in your next video???? you never know what FONTUCKY WILL BRING???????

we will be leaving thursday and friday is tech and qualifying/test. sat =races, sunday THE BIG RACES!

auto-x, concours, static displays the whole enchee-lada.

think about it!!!!

BRPORSCHE · 04-01-2008, 07:24 AM

What other Pelican's want to go out to the desert and shoot rattlesnakes with Charle's. My goodness man you are quite the character.

Rick Lee · Rick Lee's Garage

Charles, I just moved right down Carefree Hwy. from you. Let's sling some lead at Ben Avery or elsewhere this weekend and make plans for May 28th, when Gogar returns to Phoenix.

charleskieffner · 04-01-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BRPORSCHE

What other Pelican's want to go out to the desert and shoot rattlesnakes with Charle's. My goodness man you are quite the character.

oh this is good! you really think i do all this goofy stuff......................I DO! "aint it nuts"!

i dont make this stuff up..............it happens on a daily hourly basis. right now i will bet you i can find a rattler on my property within about an hours time. its the sonoran dezert. this aint no party this aint no disco this is real life every ******* day! this aint the kinder gentler disney dezert everyjuan watches on TV!

where i work within about a mile radius i can scope out deer,javelina,skunk,snakes(what flavor do you like?), lizard-o's, HEEL LE MONSTORS(javelina),raccoons, scorpions, centipedes, bobcats and mtn lion here and there. its an animal paradise where the uber snooties golf and where the dez interfaces with the golf courses(many). i can step out my office right now and look at the boulders(actual boulders) 5 star resort to my west and black mtn. do a google search via satellite

we find rattlers in the aircraft hangers!!!!!!!!!!

trust me................at night after stepping on a 4ft bull snake one very corona cloudy evening...............and going to mars in a heartbeat.............i always carry a flashlight going from building to building. shovels(full auto's) are placed STRATEGICALLY around my property.

to be quite honest i dont think i could ever live in a subdivision ever again. i worry more about 2 legged snakes than i do honest to god real snakes.

life happens..................BE PREPARED!

rick ree(lee) yes by all means lets GO BLASTING! mega rounds! will be back sunday from calif. mtr. speedway. want to blow ceiling tiles off ben averys shooting roof w/mcmillian winchester M-70 .338 win mag from HELL! yep its muzzle braked one loud MOFO MOFO!
.559 group at last session. arizona ammo is now down in dragoon az. custom molys only for this rifle. check out arizona ammo .com

since we have 3 bull elk tags this is when all the weapons get pulled out of safes and shot. we will either scout the unit as time allows(unit 10) or take boys to range to practice. all of us will have mtn kitty tags. unit has high concentration of mtn kittys.

Jeff Higgins · 04-01-2008, 02:41 PM

You guys still get to use dogs to chase the cats? The wiser-than-the-actual-hunters (and Game Department) yuppie liberal urbanites/suburbanites of King County decided for the rest of the state (over a decade ago) that we shouldn't be allowed to do that anymore. Now no one here hunts our big cats anymore. The Game Department damn near gives away the tags with a deer/elk set. And we are seeing an increase in sightings in suburban areas...