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Random Song Lyrics
How about a thread on song lyrics. Ones you like, or dont like. Ones that are funny, or profound...
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass. He's a lover of life but a player of pawns --- yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn Jethro Tull - Bungle in the Jungle and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters Beck - Loser The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie Bloodhound Gang - Why is everbody always pickin' on me? 'Forget your lust for the rich man's gold, all that you need is in your soul. And you can do this if you try. All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied.' Lynyrd Skynyrd - SIMPLE MAN |
I met someone at the dog show
She was holding my left arm But everyone was acting normal so I tried to look nonchalant. We both said, "I really love you," The Shriners loaned us cars We raced up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times Why did they send her over anyone else? How should I react? These things happen to other people They don't happen at all, in fact When you're following an angel Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building? Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things I heard they had a space program When they sing you can't hear, there's no air Sometimes I think I kind of like that and Other times I think I'm already there Gonna ask for my admission Gonna speak to the man in charge The secretary says he's on another line, Can I hold for a long, long time? I found out she's an angel I don't think she knows I know I'm worried that something might happen to me If anyone ever finds out Why, why did they send her over anyone else? How should I react? These things happen to other people They don't happen at all When you're following an angel Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building? Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things I heard they had a space program When they sing you can't hear, there's no air Sometimes I think I kind of like that and Other times I think I'm already there When you're following an angel Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building? Somewhere they're meeting on a pinhead Calling you an angel, calling you the nicest things |
before the cream sits out too long....
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We could do a whole thread of TMBG songs. :) How about: Rows of houses, all bearing down on me I can feel their blue hands touching me All these things into position All these things we'll one day swallow whole And fade out again and fade out This machine will, will not communicate These thoughts and the strain I am under Be a world child, form a circle Before we all go under And fade out again and fade out again Cracked eggs, dead birds Scream as they fight for life I can feel death, can see its beady eyes All these things into position All these things we'll one day swallow whole And fade out again and fade out again Immerse your soul in love IMMERSE YOUR SOUL IN LOVE --------------------- Best, Kurt |
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"Got a taste of the real world Babe when I went down on you"
Jefferson Starship |
dog bite
on my leg dog bite supposed to beg Dead Kennedys |
Sort of anti-American, but sometimes the truth hurts...
Ten score years ago Defeat the kingly foe A wondrous dream came into being Tame the trackless waste No virgin land left chaste All shining eyes but never seeing Beneath the noble bird Between the proudest words Behind the beauty cracks appear Once with hands held high They sang out to the sky Why do their shadows bow in fear Watch the cities rise Another ship arrives Earth's melting pot, and ever growing Fantastic Dreams come true Inventing something new The greatest minds, but never knowing Beneath the noble bird Between the proudest words Behind the beauty cracks appear Once with hands held high They sang out to the sky Why do their shadows bow in fear The guns replace the plow Facades are tarnished now The principles have been betrayed The dreams gone stale But still let hope prevail History's debt won't be repaid Beneath the noble bird Between the proudest words Behind the beauty cracks appear Once with hands held high They sang out to the sky Why do their shadows bow in fear Rush - Beneath, Between, Behind (the first song Neil ever wrote, IIRC) |
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint" Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?" I said "Yeah!, Oh yea!" ___________ I can't drive Fifty Five. Or: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4s0nzsU1Wg |
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. -Spinal Tap |
Well that was easy waiting
Everything's easy now The days are Oh So Normal But oh, Hannah how I miss you Now I used to lock myself in your bathroom Swallowing the codeine kept for your back Numb, so numb I'd let your words Come and come So come on - Kill me now Kill me now Kill me now Because I'm leaving you now That was easy, but how I miss you Now I watched you clean the filth off your phone dial Swallowing the things your finger picked up Tongue, your tongue I watched your tongue licking on Eeuuw So come Come on tongue Ah, come on tongue Kill me now Kill me now Kill me now As I'm leaving you now That was easy, but how I miss you |
I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Probably shouldn't quote the rest. This should be sufficient for anyone who remembers. |
Andre is at the piano
behind the Ivar in the Sewers with a buck a shot for pop tunes and a fin for guided tours he could have been in Casablanca he stood in line out there all day but now he's spilling whiskey and learning songs about the one that got away well I've lost my equilibrium my car keys and my pride tatoo parlor's warm and so I huddle there inside the grinding of the buzz saw whatchuwanthathingtosay just don't mispell her name buddy she's the one that got away |
King of the Cowboys
I used to watch you When I was little The games I played I learned from you I kept dreaming You kept playing When I woke you were 62 Say goodbye to the King of the Cowboys First and last of a Dying breed Say goodbye to the King of the Cowboys Chained to a life He doesn't lead You told the truth You were always ready Whether with your gun Or with your hand It was lies But I never knew it You taught me how to Act like a man Say goodbye to the King of the Cowboys First and last of a Dying breed Say goodbye to the King of the Cowboys Chained to a life He doesn't lead Say goodbye to the King of the Cowboys First and last of a Dying breed Say goodbye to the King of the Cowboys Chained to a life He doesn't lead Lipstick Traces Your pretty brown eyes, your wavy hair, I won't go home no more, 'cause you're not there. I'm telling you now like i told you before, I'm so in love with you, Don't leave me no more. Lipstick traces on a cigarette, Every memory lingers with me yet. I got it bad like i told you before, I'm so in love with you, Don't leave me no more. (won't you come on home?) Won't you come on home? (won't you come back home) Won't you come back home? I'm crazy 'bout you, can't live without you, Won't you come back home? I'm telling you now like i told you before, I'm so in love with you, Don't leave me no more. (won't you come on home?) Won't you come on home? (won't you come back home) Won't you come back home? I'm crazy 'bout you, can't live without you, Won't you come back home? Lipstick traces on a cigarette, Every memory lingers with me yet. I'm telling you now like i told you before, I'm so in love with you, So don't leave me no more. Don't leave me no more, (leave me no more) Don't leave me no more, (leave me no more) Don't leave me no more, (leave me no more) Don't leave me no more, (leave me no more) Don't leave me no more. (leave me no more) (leave me no more) Fish Heads Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! In the morning, laughing happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! Ask a fish head anything you want to They won't answer, they cant talk Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! I took a fish head out to see a movie, Didn't have to pay to get it in Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters They're not good dancers, they don't play drums Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women. Yeeaahh Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! Yum! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yumm! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up Yummmm! Yeeaahh |
I was born in a Groesbeck Hurricane.
And I howled at my ma in the drivin' rain.... :) |
I ain't an educated man
As all you Fleet Street preachers know, It's just the simple things in life Get my motor running, ready to go. If I can make you smile I will raise my glass, An' if you don't like it Then, baby, you can kiss my ass! You can tell me it's wrong, But, I love wine, women an' song. |
Wore starched white shirts, buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the yard and watch the chickens peck And his teeth were gone, but what the heck I thought, he walked on water. |
I'm no stranger to the rain
I'm a friend of thunder Friend, is it any wonder lightning strikes me I've fought with the devil Got down on his level But I never gave in, so he gave up on me I'm no stranger to the rain I can spot bad weather And I'm good at finding shelter in a downpour I've been sacrificed by brothers Crucified by lovers But through it all I withstood the pain I'm no stranger to the rain But when I get that foggy feeling When I'm feeling down If I don't keep my head up, I may drown But it's hard to keep believing I'll even come out even While the rain beats your hope in the ground And tonight it's really coming down I'm no stranger to the rain But there'll always be tomorrow And I'll beg, steal, or borrow a little sunshine And I'll put this cloud behind me That's how the Man designed me To ride the wind and dance in a hurricane I'm no stranger to the rain Oh, no, I'm no stranger to the rain I'm no stranger to the rain I'm a friend of thunder Friend, is it any wonder lightning strikes me But I'll put this cloud behind me That's how the Man designed me To ride the wind and dance in a hurricane I'm no stranger to the rain Oh, no, I'm no stranger to the rain --Keith Whitley, Stranger to the Rain |
Don't you know there ain't no devil, just god whens hes drunk
This stuff will kill you, lets do another line Down on Heartattack and Vine. |
WILLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSONNNNNNNN
(Bah dum, Bah dum) WILLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSONNNNNNNN (Bah dum, Bah dum) Oh out near Stonehenge, I lived alone Oh out near Gamehendge, I chafed a bone Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you Wilson, Duke of Lizards I beg it all trune for you Talk my duke a mountain, Helping Friendly Book Inasfar as fiefdom, I think you bad crook Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you Wilson, Duke of Lizards I beg it all trune for you I talked to my son Roger, Rutherford the same [or "I talked to Mike Christian, Rog and Pete the same"] When we had that meeting, over down near Game(henge) Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you Wilson, Duke of Lizards I beg it all trune for you You got me back thinkin' that you're the worst one I must inquire, Wilson Can you still have fun? Wilson Can you still have fun? Wilson Can you still have fun? Wilson |
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