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red-beard 05-16-2012 06:59 PM

Don't forget, a vote for me is a vote for Superman for Surgeon General

Superman 05-16-2012 08:47 PM

You have my vote. Such a politician you are. I'll set up a website to receive Surgeon General policy suggestions, which will net you a number of additional votes. If you want to add the liberal vote to your existing low-tax-rates base, I can pretend to be in favor of federal acceptance of MM.;)

Superman 05-16-2012 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 6752194)

I do like the idea of establishing a new party, the Keg party. I just bought a kegarator and plan to use this as a kick off soon.

Behind me as I sit at the computer in my basement, are eight (8) five and six gallon carboys which are full. Just sayin'.......

Heel n Toe 05-16-2012 11:39 PM

Red, can you run in 2016 instead of waiting until 2020? I figure you're willing to put "getting rid of ethanol" in your platform.

And the sooner, the better on that, right? :)

If Hillary does run, you will steamroll her, anyway. No problem there.

Jim Richards 05-17-2012 02:08 AM

Is America ready for another Texican in the White House so soon? :p

red-beard 05-17-2012 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Heel n Toe (Post 6752490)
Red, can you run in 2016 instead of waiting until 2020? I figure you're willing to put "getting rid of ethanol" in your platform.

And the sooner, the better on that, right? :)

If Hillary does run, you will steamroll her, anyway. No problem there.

Well, the Keg party is decidely NOT anti-ethanol. We do prefer to drink it instead of wasting it in cars!

Do you really think the country will be ready for me in 2016?

red-beard 05-17-2012 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 6752536)
Is America ready for another Texican in the White House so soon? :p

Wait until it comes out that I spent more time in Pakistan than Barack Obama!

Jim Richards 05-17-2012 03:53 AM

Terrorist!!! :eek:

recycled sixtie 05-17-2012 04:13 AM

All u wannabee presidents run and get elected like Bill Clinton and you will have more fun that way. And just keep on using that four letter word deny, deny, deny......:)Such charm, such charisma, such lack of self control. :eek:

Heel n Toe 05-17-2012 05:32 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1337304718.jpg

porsche4life 05-17-2012 05:33 PM

I'm still Vice president of Vice right?


;)

futuresoptions 05-17-2012 05:38 PM

I want to be secretary of state! or in charge of the ufo stuff, really doesn't matter...

john70t 05-17-2012 07:40 PM

I nominate Tabs for Guru in Command.
If there's no such constitutional title, then one should be created.

(Oh, and please keep N! away from the football.)

Hawkeye's-911T 05-18-2012 09:29 AM

Joe Bob for party whip

ronster 05-18-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 3902986)
As you may, or may not know, I am running for President of the United States. I am formally annoucing that I am a candidate for President for the 2016 election. Why announce so far out? Well, the election cycles are extending, and I think it will take 8 years to re-educate the people of this country.

If Elected, I will work to:

Eliminate Personal income, Corporate, death, capital gains, etc taxes. It will be replaced with a consumption tax. The exclusions on this tax will be those generally exempted from sales tax: Basic necessities. I would include in this vehicles under a certain value, fuel, etc. The Percentage will be changed as needed.

Remove all drug laws. Period. All.

Release from Prision all non-violent drug offenders.

Remake welfare. Using the above prisons which are now vacant, we will create public housing. The guards will stay on to keep order! Food, a place to sleep, work out facilities, basic medical care will be provided. No other welfare provided. No, it will not be pretty, but it will keep people alive. HOWEVER, all people in the welfare program will be required to take birth control pills, or injections. Doesn't meet you religous beliefs? Too bad, let your church take care of you then.

Health care: Create a basic set of "free" clinics. These will be staffed by the doctors with the lowest grades, but still passed. The docs will be paid a basic salary, and require no malpractice insurance. No malpractice lawsuits allowed out of this program. Medicare, etc be converted to this system. Only basic drugs will be given out with the program. Elective surgurey, transplants, hip replacements, gender changes, etc, are not covered.

Gun laws: All repealed, with the exception that felons cannot own firearms. There will be a process for felons to rehabilatate their right.

Lawsuits: All that are taken on a contingent basis, the LAWYER will be required to pay the legal fees of the other Law firm if they lose. They need some skin in the game.

Abortion: I don't like it, but if YOU want one, go get one.

Military: If you are an active duty member of the armed forces, you do not pay any taxes. Reservists/National guard will get a "discount" card which will some percentage off, equal to the amount of time served in a year. If Active duty, full exemption.

Speed Limits: Set by each state.

Drinking age: 16 yrs old, unless your parents are present. Then it is whatever THEY say.

What Else should I add to my platform? SmileWavy

You'd promise all that until elected and the real people who run the country got you in a room and told you how it was really gonna be.

charlesbahn 05-18-2012 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 3902986)
What Else should I add to my platform? SmileWavy



.....A free gererator in every garage.

SmileWavy

DaddyGlenn 06-21-2012 04:50 PM

Your platform sounds very similar to Gary Johnson.

red-beard 06-21-2012 05:12 PM

No doubt. We're both Libertarians.

DaddyGlenn 06-21-2012 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 6816504)
No doubt. We're both Libertarians.

As am I. Actually, I think most people are. They just don't realize it.

red-beard 06-21-2012 06:48 PM

Go to PARF, you will definitely find people who are not!


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