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126coupe 04-24-2008 08:20 AM

Our next Pres, it's a no brainer.
 
On one side you have a ***** who is a lawyer and married to a lawyer and a lawyer who is married to ***** who is a lawyer.

On the other side you have a war hero, who has a wife who has a large chest and owns a beer distributorship.

I plagiarized this from an email I received

Jim Richards 04-24-2008 08:21 AM

beer

126coupe 04-24-2008 08:22 AM

Wow censored for using the term for female dog???

DaveE 04-24-2008 08:26 AM

Hopefully our next Pres WON'T be a no-brainer........................

onewhippedpuppy 04-24-2008 08:50 AM

Vote BEER! Now there's a platform I can relate to.:)

the 04-24-2008 09:02 AM

If "Free Beer Friday" can be made part of the platform, this is a done deal!

"A chicken in every pot, and a beer in every hand"

M.D. Holloway 04-24-2008 09:07 AM

He has my vote...

KFC911 04-24-2008 09:50 AM

Beer & Boobs will carry the "redneck states" :)

Seric 04-24-2008 10:26 AM

Beer me.

widgeon13 04-24-2008 10:47 AM

Does she also have a flat spot on the top of her head to place the beer, if so, she has my vote and probably Bill C's as well.

Beer and a BJ, back to basics!:D

MichiganMat 04-24-2008 10:53 AM

Just what America needs, another drinking buddy.

An elite, multimillionaire, elderly, conservative, drinking buddy with no economic plan, a misinformed view of our enemies, and a taste for war.

Give me the lawyers.

kstar 04-24-2008 10:58 AM

He's actually got a fairly complete economic plan and gave a speech on it a week or so ago. Maybe your statement implied "no good" plan and if so excuse my misunderstanding!

Here's the plan:

http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/issues/4dbd2cc7-890e-47f1-882f-b8fc4cfecc78.htm

Best,

Krt

MichiganMat 04-24-2008 11:01 AM

You're excused.

TerryH 04-24-2008 11:27 AM

Makes sense to me. My vote goes to....

_ Hitlery Clinton

X Bud Weiser

_ Obama Bin Laden

_ John Needa Cain

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1209065262.jpg

Jared at Pelican Parts 04-24-2008 12:44 PM

vote for McCain. It will be a no armer and a no legger as well

911boost 04-24-2008 01:21 PM

ok, where is the picture of this alleged "huge chest"?

126coupe 04-24-2008 01:24 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1209072238.jpg

126coupe 04-24-2008 01:27 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1209072444.jpg

scottmandue 04-24-2008 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 3905417)
Vote BEER! Now there's a platform I can relate to.:)

Must

Resist

Urge

to add to yet another pointless political thread...

Oh fuch it...

Well, if you look at what has happened the price of oil under a president that is friendly with the oil companies imagine what will happen to the price of beer.

KFC911 04-24-2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 3905987)
...Well, if you look at what has happened the price of oil under a president that is friendly with the oil companies imagine what will happen to the price of beer.

McCain's out...NEXT!

ps: The cheap beer we currently have is undoubtably Bush's fault!

....supplies are way up since he quit drinking :)


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