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Our next Pres, it's a no brainer.

On one side you have a ***** who is a lawyer and married to a lawyer and a lawyer who is married to ***** who is a lawyer.

On the other side you have a war hero, who has a wife who has a large chest and owns a beer distributorship.

I plagiarized this from an email I received

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Wow censored for using the term for female dog???
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Hopefully our next Pres WON'T be a no-brainer........................
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Vote BEER! Now there's a platform I can relate to.
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If "Free Beer Friday" can be made part of the platform, this is a done deal!

"A chicken in every pot, and a beer in every hand"
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He has my vote...
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Beer & Boobs will carry the "redneck states"
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Does she also have a flat spot on the top of her head to place the beer, if so, she has my vote and probably Bill C's as well.

Beer and a BJ, back to basics!
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Just what America needs, another drinking buddy.

An elite, multimillionaire, elderly, conservative, drinking buddy with no economic plan, a misinformed view of our enemies, and a taste for war.

Give me the lawyers.
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He's actually got a fairly complete economic plan and gave a speech on it a week or so ago. Maybe your statement implied "no good" plan and if so excuse my misunderstanding!

Here's the plan:

http://www.johnmccain.com/Informing/issues/4dbd2cc7-890e-47f1-882f-b8fc4cfecc78.htm

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Makes sense to me. My vote goes to....

_ Hitlery Clinton

X Bud Weiser

_ Obama Bin Laden

_ John Needa Cain

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vote for McCain. It will be a no armer and a no legger as well
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ok, where is the picture of this alleged "huge chest"?
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Quote:
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Vote BEER! Now there's a platform I can relate to.
Must

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to add to yet another pointless political thread...

Oh fuch it...

Well, if you look at what has happened the price of oil under a president that is friendly with the oil companies imagine what will happen to the price of beer.
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...Well, if you look at what has happened the price of oil under a president that is friendly with the oil companies imagine what will happen to the price of beer.
McCain's out...NEXT!

ps: The cheap beer we currently have is undoubtably Bush's fault!

....supplies are way up since he quit drinking

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