How men think...

[Moses]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together. I could not believe it when she asked if I would be interested
in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to get lost.



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[cgarr]

So then you woke up?

[vash]

LOL!
i true man would have gone for a blow job.

[livi]

Ha ha ha! Yes, Moses, that is how the male motivational strategy works!

[asphaltgambler]

Originally Posted by vash

LOL!
i true man would have gone for a blow job.

......uh .......couldn't have said it more clearly myself

[M.D. Holloway]

fat women try harder...

[pwd72s]

Moses...thanks for the laugh.

[Seric]

Hey fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay.

~Quagmire

[The Gaijin]

One day Jessica Alba will be more than chunky. Who will love her then??

[Gogar]

It is true. Big girls have something to prove, which usually works in your favor.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Moses

So I told her to get lost.



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The cost of the Divorce is what stopped Moses....

[Moses]

Originally Posted by The Gaijin

One day Jessica Alba will be more than chunky. Who will love her then??

I will. Our is a deep and abiding love. Timeless. It makes you want to write poetry and howl at the moon and thank God you were born a man.

[The Gaijin]

O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!

[David]

Fat chicks and mopeds... both fun to ride til your friends catch you on them

[ckissick]

Did you ever stop to think that her weight gain was due only to the breast augmentation surgery?