Pelican Parts
Parts Catalog Accessories Catalog How To Articles Tech Forums
Call Pelican Parts at 888-280-7799
Shopping Cart Cart | Project List | Order Status | Help



Go Back   Pelican Parts Forums > Miscellaneous and Off Topic Forums > Off Topic Discussions


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 33 votes, 3.27 average.
Author
Thread Post New Thread    Reply
Targa, Panamera Turbo
 
M.D. Holloway's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 22,366
Thank You for the One Star Rating!

Seems like I have an admirer! I get a one star rating for any thread I post. This means someone out there is actually thinking about me albeit for a brief moment - I am on their mind!

So tell me oh 'secret' admirer, do you save all my threads? Cut the pics I have posted? Prehaps use them as wallpaper on the laptop and ever so gently spit into your palm and rub one out?

Come on, admit it, you want me. You really want me don't you. Those deep seeded urges you might not even be able to admit to only bubble up in those lonely dark hours - hours spent alone and wondering why it can't be more.

So do tell, how many times do you call out "oh Lube, do me! Do me!

It ain't gonna happen. But please keep feeding my ego with your one star ratings - tells me you want me more than you can admit. Keep it up - feeds my need for attention.

After all, if you didn't want me, you wouldn't rate any of my threads...

__________________
Michael D. Holloway
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_D._Holloway
https://5thorderindustry.com/
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=michael+d+holloway&crid=3AWD8RUVY3E2F&sprefix= michael+d+holloway%2Caps%2C136&ref=nb_sb_noss_1
Old 05-22-2008, 04:36 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #1 (permalink)
Monkey with a mouse
 
kstar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: SoCal
Posts: 6,006
I cut 'em off at the pass!

5 stars at ya!
__________________
Kurt

http://starnes.com/
Old 05-22-2008, 04:37 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #2 (permalink)
Targa, Panamera Turbo
 
M.D. Holloway's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 22,366
don't play with my heart...
__________________
Michael D. Holloway
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_D._Holloway
https://5thorderindustry.com/
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=michael+d+holloway&crid=3AWD8RUVY3E2F&sprefix= michael+d+holloway%2Caps%2C136&ref=nb_sb_noss_1
Old 05-22-2008, 04:40 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #3 (permalink)
Registered
 
slodave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Encino Man
Posts: 22,394
Garage
Send a message via Skype™ to slodave
I don't think this is worth 5 stars...
__________________
Make sure to check out my balls in the Pelican Parts Catalog! 917 inspired shift knobs.

'84 Targa - Arena Red - AX #104
'07 Toyota Camry Hybrid - Yes, I'm that guy...
'01 Toyota Corolla - Urban Camouflage - SOLD
Old 05-22-2008, 04:41 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #4 (permalink)
Registered
 
pwd72s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,550
Welcome to an exclusive club...many right wingers who post here belong...
__________________
"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
Old 05-22-2008, 04:47 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #5 (permalink)
Targa, Panamera Turbo
 
M.D. Holloway's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
Posts: 22,366
Quote:
Originally Posted by slodave View Post
I don't think this is worth 5 stars...
ah, slodave...hmm...so, not worth 5 stars huh? How about 1STAR then!

Admit it! Your my 1 Star rater! All this time, always the ones you would never guess...
__________________
Michael D. Holloway
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_D._Holloway
https://5thorderindustry.com/
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=michael+d+holloway&crid=3AWD8RUVY3E2F&sprefix= michael+d+holloway%2Caps%2C136&ref=nb_sb_noss_1
Old 05-22-2008, 05:10 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #6 (permalink)
Band.
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 13,333
Send a message via AIM to Gogar
Wouldn't that be weird if you and Paul were each other's "one star" angels?
__________________
1983 SC Coupe
1963 BMW R60/2
1972 Triumph Tiger
1995 Triumph Daytona SuperIII
Old 05-22-2008, 05:12 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #7 (permalink)
Cars & Coffee Killer
 
legion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this club growing so large.
__________________
Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
5 liters of VVT fury now
-Chris

"There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security."
Old 05-22-2008, 05:14 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #8 (permalink)
Registered
 
pwd72s's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,550
Quote:
Originally Posted by legion View Post
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this club growing so large.
Yeah, perhaps we should limit the membership...
__________________
"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
Old 05-22-2008, 05:20 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #9 (permalink)
Driver
 
Noah930's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: gone
Posts: 17,440
Garage
You're probably rating yourself, you attention whore.
__________________
1987 Venetian Blue (looks like grey) 930 Coupe
1990 Black 964 C2 Targa
Old 05-22-2008, 06:38 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #10 (permalink)
Unfair and Unbalanced
 
Mule's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
Posts: 9,711
5 more to work with.
__________________
"SARAH'S INSIDE Obama's head!!!! He doesn't know whether to defacate or wind his watch!!!!" ~ Dennis Miller!
Old 05-22-2008, 06:59 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #11 (permalink)
Registered
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: agoura hills, ca 91301
Posts: 2,634
Consider yourself lucky as.... if there was a 'half-a-star', that would have been our rating.
Old 05-22-2008, 09:58 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #12 (permalink)
 
Kantry Member
 
oldE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: N.S. Can
Posts: 6,844
There are stars?




Oh yeah. Whaddya know!


You, Lubie, like the rest of us have no real life.

Les
__________________
Best
Les
My train of thought has been replaced by a bumper car.
Old 05-23-2008, 03:58 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #13 (permalink)
Registered
 
Shaun @ Tru6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Cambridge, MA
Posts: 44,400
__________________
Tru6 Restoration & Design
Old 05-23-2008, 04:16 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #14 (permalink)
Did you get the memo?
 
onewhippedpuppy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
Posts: 32,541
I like to think of one star just meaning that I'm #1.
__________________
‘07 Mazda RX8-8
Past: 911T, 911SC, Carrera, 951s, 955, 996s, 987s, 986s, 997s, BMW 5x, C36, C63, XJR, S8, Maserati Coupe, GT500, etc
Old 05-23-2008, 04:27 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #15 (permalink)
Control Group
 
Tobra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Carmichael, CA
Posts: 53,585
Garage
Seems like that does happen a lot, almost exclusively to posters from the right. When I see that, I always vote a 5 star rating, but generally it has little impact on average.
__________________
She was the kindest person I ever met
Old 05-23-2008, 05:51 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #16 (permalink)
You do not have permissi
 
john70t's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: midwest
Posts: 39,923
Pi stars for this post.
__________________
Meanwhile other things are still happening.
Old 05-23-2008, 06:11 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #17 (permalink)
Registered
 
Shaun @ Tru6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Cambridge, MA
Posts: 44,400
bump for more stars.
__________________
Tru6 Restoration & Design
Old 05-23-2008, 11:54 AM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #18 (permalink)
 
Bandwidth AbUser
 
Jim Richards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: SoCal
Posts: 29,522
I want no stars, so. you can have mine.
__________________
Jim R.
Old 05-23-2008, 12:10 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #19 (permalink)
Control Group
 
Tobra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Carmichael, CA
Posts: 53,585
Garage
You don't need a star when you are one.

__________________
She was the kindest person I ever met
Old 05-23-2008, 12:41 PM
  Pelican Parts Catalog | Tech Articles | Promos & Specials    Reply With Quote #20 (permalink)
Reply


 


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:31 AM.


 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2025 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website -    DMCA Registered Agent Contact Page
 

DTO Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.