And I didn't even get a reach around.

yeah, but i bought dinner. quit complaining. you sound like my ex-wife...

Dont complain about weather if you dont have tornados to worry about. One of the local stations broke into weather at 7 and didnt finish till after 8. For about 5 mins they were freaking out about one on the ground then their chopper pilot realized that is was just smoke from a grass fire.

I washed my car yesterday and now its got spots on it, I'm ticked off!!! It's some ones fault and not mine! The government should pay to rewash my car! It must be global warming (oops, I mean climate change, gotta keep up with the times). In reality, it rains here a little bit almost every May and everyone says "what weird weather", but in reality, it's not.

Wow, that thing must be fast since you have to measure your speed in degrees Fahrenheit!!!

:D

I've already filled out the emergency FEMA grant form so I can get my truck washed ;)

Where is my trailer?