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I like eggs.

geen eggs and ham for me.

If I switch the black and white wires will my electric meter run backwards?

Cake Stand, because keg stands are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated.

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MADRON
Because random isn't.

True story from work today:

Scene: Coffee room. Filled with nurses having breakfast brake. And me.

Enter one of my colleague docs. He is on the phone. Loudly shouting in the phone: Yeah, yeah! She was full of Ascaris worms in her stool. Bugger me, I had **** up to my elbows!!!

Then he notices the room has gone completely silent. Breakfast brake is over from lack of appetite. :D

slap slap slap, like that.

Tiger Woods is overrated and God loves us all.

A moose once bit my sister.

I'm running four lawn sprinklers right now. Soon, I will shut them off in order to get enough water pressure for taking a shower. Yes, my water comes from my well.

Laundry Detergent
Eggs
Half n half
Bathroom tissue
Sugar
Coffee Filters
Windex
Cat Food
Apples
Flank Steak
Leeks
Cottage Cheese
60w soft white light bulbs
Deoderant
Hot Pockets (pepperoni)
Beer
Bag of salad
Toothpicks

We have a wiener!

Dickens began writing his "little carol" in October, 1843 finishing it by the end of November in time to be published for Christmas with illustrations by John Leech. Feuding with his publishers, Dickens financed the publishing of the book himself, ordering lavish binding, gilt edging, and hand-colored illustrations and then setting the price at 5 shillings so that everyone could afford it. This combination resulted in disappointingly low profits despite high sales. In the first few days of its release the book sold six thousand copies and its popularity continued to grow. The first and best of his Christmas Books, A Christmas Carol has become a Christmas tradition and easily Dickens' best known book.

Oh what the f***, are you drunk?? Quit driving on the shoulder and kicking up rocks you jerkoff! Ugh, nice...what to keep a steady pace. Are you seriously drunk??

Ok, room to pass...SH**!! Stupid dump trucks! This sucks.

If you don't like the way I drive stay your butt off the sidewalk!

The smoker you drink, the player you get.

Green.

you can't exist anymore! [I've gone solipsist.] :p

Wherever you go... there you are.

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Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. - Bertrand Russell

I drank what?

Try to stay on topic people...


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This isn't the thread thread you poopyhead!

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Crorcet sleplnig is NOT atslobuey riuqreed to ciamuncomte, but it DEOS mkae it eieasr!

Ask me about my vow of silence!

Spiral staircases in medieval castles are almost always running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

One example of a left handed spawn of satan! Cute little thing. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1213932449.jpg

14?

14!

Four of Clubs.

idontknow,

thatididnotknow.

thankyou.

The standard gauge of most railroads in the world (roughly 60%) is 4 ft., 8½ inches.

A study recently conducted by scientists at Cornell University proved conclusively that adult female chimpanzees regularly fake orgasms while having sex. That would seem to settle the evolution debate once and for all. - David Letterman

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Most toilets flush in E flat.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

That's amazing! I was just about to post that fact and that that measurement is that of the Roman chariot's tread (track?), which is the measurement used for the rails of England's early railroads (old Roman roads, along which the earliest railways in England were built, were designed around the chariots track (tread?) - I seem to recall.

A cobbler, a dentist and a span of lacquered plywood.

A cooper. a philatelist and 1000 cubic potrzebies of superslurper.

You say that to all the girls.