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DARISC 06-22-2008 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DARISC (Post 4018076)
Makes your jaws tight, does it? :D
THAT'S OUTRAQGEOUS! You freakin' commie libs got NO RESPECT! :mad:

DARISC 06-22-2008 08:33 PM
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Racerbvd 06-22-2008 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DARISC (Post 4018076)
Makes your jaws tight, does it? :D


Oh my, I've stooped sooo low (down to Byron's level). :(
No, much lower, as Laura Bush doesn't put herself on the scene like that no class, racist Michelle or miss/mr "I have to be center of everything Hilderbeast.

Dottore 06-22-2008 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BeyGon (Post 4017878)
How do you know Laura is boring?
Is there sand in the desert? Is the Pope German? Does Pamela Anderson sleep on her back?

DARISC 06-22-2008 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 4018086)
No, much lower,
Oh that's funny, Undie! "No, you have sunk much lower than me."

Makes my point :D.

Haven't a clue, have you? :confused:

DARISC 06-22-2008 09:49 PM
[QUOTE=Dottore;4018175]Is there sand in the desert?

Yes.

Is the Pope German?

Yes.

Does Pamela Anderson sleep on her back?

I think cows sleep standing up. And I've heard they're fun to push over :D.

Dottore 06-22-2008 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 4018019)
Don't forget this is the same hypocrite assshole whole slammed me for having pictures with cute chicks, and went as far as to call them derogatory names, the same hypocrite assshole who tried to get out of paying sales tax on a car. Yea, he is a real winner, POS :mad:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1214192632.jpg

Are you talking about me?

I may have taken a small swing at you for all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.

But no, I don't fault you for this. Not you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

No, no. Not you good sir.

I remain.

As ever.

Your humble provocateur.

DARISC 06-22-2008 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 4018188)
...all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.....

....you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.
Why, you are being a tad ...harsh?... on old soiled Undies, are you not? This will surely have his BVDs in a bunch!

Why no, I think not!

(I love the "women who could be your children") :D

dipso 06-23-2008 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 4018081)
huh?

I get that Carla Bruni is pretty hot

no, but as my mother told me,

"You have to get out of bed and talk to them eventually."

Guess it depends on who you want to be talking to, a school teacher or a model. You ever meet any models? Give me the teacher

The titties seem to be up a long time

Laura was a second grade schoolteacher 30 something years ago. I am sure the pillow talk between the two is riveting.
"Now George, Cows can't really jump over the moon, wheres my zanax?"

Mule 06-23-2008 01:51 PM
CA should have had:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1214257900.jpg

Racerbvd 06-23-2008 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 4018188)
Are you talking about me?

I may have taken a small swing at you for all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.

But no, I don't fault you for this. Not you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

No, no. Not you good sir.

I remain.

As ever.

Your humble provocateur.
Well, since I'm only 42, not many could be my kids, I'm not a pedophile like you nore do I defend them like you do.

Quote:
Laura was a second grade schoolteacher 30 something years ago. I am sure the pillow talk between the two is riveting.
"Now George, Cows can't really jump over the moon, wheres my zanax?"
Yep, that is most likely true, I don't see it as being hot & steamy, unless she has a plaid skirt with knee socks.

Mule 06-23-2008 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 4018175)
Is there sand in the desert? Is the Pope German? Does Pamela Anderson sleep on her back?
Do you ever pull your head out of your ass?:eek::eek::eek:

Mule 06-23-2008 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 4018188)
Are you talking about me?

I may have taken a small swing at you for all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.

But no, I don't fault you for this. Not you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

No, no. Not you good sir.

I remain.

As ever.

Your humble provocateur.
So if you're not sophisticated enough to be down with commie mass murderers & pedophile rapists you are all of the above. Thus sayeth Dottore! Dude you are a waste of oxygen.

Mule 06-23-2008 02:08 PM
No skank here! Move along.
http://www.superphotospace.com/image...f7a71ddde9.jpg

BeyGon 06-23-2008 02:24 PM
Byron,
there seems to be a double standard here, not uncommon for the libs/fellow travelers.
The French President can marry a skank but if you have pictures of yourself and young women that's terrible. Maybe they should have been nude and French. If you were French it would be OK. even with kids.
And of course our present President has a wife that hasn't slept with every one in town so she is frumpy. Not at all the French way, they are sooo PERFECT.

dipso 06-23-2008 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 4018081)
huh?

I get that Carla Bruni is pretty hot

no, but as my mother told me,

"You have to get out of bed and talk to them eventually."

Guess it depends on who you want to be talking to, a school teacher or a model. You ever meet any models? Give me the teacher

The titties seem to be up a long time
If I am ever at the rehab and the only two, coke sniffing, pill popping, booze hounds left are an ex-super model and an ex- second grade school teacher/librarian, I hope you are there with me.
At least I'll get the good one.
Time for some 13th stepping.

RANDY P 06-23-2008 02:42 PM
Oh, don't forget the average French Man has the same overall view and values as a 14 Y/O American boy...

rjp

Mule 06-23-2008 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BeyGon (Post 4019480)
Byron,
there seems to be a double standard here, not uncommon for the libs/fellow travelers.
The French President can marry a skank but if you have pictures of yourself and young women that's terrible. Maybe they should have been nude and French. If you were French it would be OK. even with kids.
And of course our present President has a wife that hasn't slept with every one in town so she is frumpy. Not at all the French way, they are sooo PERFECT.
Or if you're raping 12 yo's. Then you are "super awesome" like Algore!:D

dipso 06-23-2008 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeyGon (Post 4019480)

And of course our present President has a wife that hasn't slept with every one in town so she is frumpy. Not at all the French way, they are sooo PERFECT.
How do you know?

BeyGon 06-23-2008 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by dipso (Post 4019504)
If I am ever at the rehab again and the only two coke sniffing, pill popping, booze hounds left are a male ex-super model and an ex- second grade school teacher/librarian, I hope you are there to watch me.
At least I'll get the good one .
Time for some 13th stepping.
Dipsh it,
I fixed it for you.


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