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Seahawk 07-07-2008 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by billwagnon (Post 4045900)
Thanks Seahawk, it's refreshing to hear first hand information.

Why didn't you just hold your breath? Were they preparing the SERE comfy chair? :confused:


We have ways of making you not hold your breath
:cool:

And they do. From what I saw and lived, there are three guys besides the POW involved: One holds your head down by means of a towel over your forehead, the second is there to hold you down and push down your chest if they see you are holding your breath (and they'll wait until you need air, btw, they are in not hurry) and the third administers the water.

Not putting to blunt a point on the experience, but I was a tethered goat: holding my breath was only going to delay the inevitable.

IROC 07-07-2008 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad (Post 4045833)
Second, honestly you could simply hold your breath for as long as he lasted.

Did you read the article? It's not that easy. Hitchens mentions that they had a hand on his solar plexus in the event he tried to simply hold his breath.

Jeff Higgins 07-07-2008 09:15 AM

From the looks of it, unmerciful teasing would have broken Hitchins.

kstar 07-07-2008 09:20 AM

Chain tugging in progress. :rolleyes:

kstar 07-07-2008 09:21 AM

Seahawk, thanks for your first-hand insight regarding the actual process!

Best,

Seahawk 07-07-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kstarnes (Post 4045944)
Seahawk, thanks for your first-hand insight regarding the actual process!

Best,

Funny in that I went through SERE in 1984:eek:

Give me a few more years and I will swear I kicked all the SERE instructors a$$e$ and WB'ed them:cool:

Mule 07-07-2008 09:37 AM

Hell, just bag 'em. That's much faster. Secure said peace lover to chair. Ask question. If answer is insufficiently sincere, apply plastic trash bag to the head of said peace lover & give him time to reflect on his answer. Repeat until done. Leaves no marks!SmileWavy

911pcars 07-07-2008 09:38 AM

Some of you guys make light of the prospect of drowning, or maybe I should be driving a Miata instead. :)

With all due respect to everyone here, I think waterboarding could elicit a confession of your role in 9/11, Pearl Harbor and the crucifixion of Christ. An optional method is the application of 5000V jolts to the testicles. Your choice. Interrogators have all the time in the world, but I don't think it takes that long.

When it's performed on a "tourist", it's euphemistically called "rendition"

Respectfully,
Sherwood

Nathans_Dad 07-07-2008 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by IROC (Post 4045924)
Did you read the article? It's not that easy. Hitchens mentions that they had a hand on his solar plexus in the event he tried to simply hold his breath.

Yes I read the article and I watched the video. He lasted for a total of about 12 seconds.

At no time during the video did someone touch his chest.

IROC 07-07-2008 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 911pcars (Post 4045972)
Some of you guys make light of the prospect of drowning, or maybe I should be driving a Miata instead. :)

With all due respect to everyone here, I think waterboarding could elicit a confession of your role in 9/11, Pearl Harbor and the crucifixion of Christ. An optional method is the application of 5000V jolts to the testicles. Your choice. Interrogators have all the time in the world, but I don't think it takes that long.

When it's performed on a "tourist", it's euphemistically called "rendition"

Respectfully,
Sherwood

I think this is the important point here. It's easy to sit back in your comfy chair and call someone a wussy, but this procedure obviously elicits panic and subsequent "confessions". The problem is that while its easy to take the stance that "torture is acceptable if the information gained saves one American life", the information gained by these methods is not exactly reliable. One guy evidently confessed to being a hermaphrodite (he wasn't). The effort wasted trying to verify the information given could probably be put to better use.

Mule 07-07-2008 10:24 AM

If he was half as tough as the lefties we have here, he'd have got hold of one of 'em & beat the rest of 'em with him!

IROC 07-07-2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad (Post 4046034)
Yes I read the article and I watched the video. He lasted for a total of about 12 seconds.

At no time during the video did someone touch his chest.

Sounds like you'd like to give this a try, then? I bet we'd all like to watch that video and critique your performance. :rolleyes:

Nathans_Dad 07-07-2008 10:26 AM

I think the real question here is what constitutes torture. It doesn't sound like WB induces physical pain, although I would defer to Seahawk on this one.

If something induces panic or emotional distress is this torture? Playing loud music 24 hours a day, is that torture? Having to watch the Britney Spears MTV Video award performance non-stop?

kstar 07-07-2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by IROC (Post 4046052)
Sounds like you'd like to give this a try, then? I bet we'd all like to watch that video and critique your performance. :rolleyes:

I'd be happy to volunteer Rick for a waterboarding session. :D

Jeff Higgins 07-07-2008 10:27 AM

When both of my boys were really little, they would get very frightened when they got water on their heads or faces, like when we would bathe them. One might even go as far to say they "panicked" at times. They both got over it by the time they were about a year and a half to two years old.

Nathans_Dad 07-07-2008 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by IROC (Post 4046052)
Sounds like you'd like to give this a try, then? I bet we'd all like to watch that video and critique your performance. :rolleyes:

Nope, as I stated above, I have not and hope to never be waterboarded. I do hope, though that I would last for more than 12 seconds if it ever happened.

And we aren't discussing me, are we?

IROC 07-07-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad (Post 4046055)
I think the real question here is what constitutes torture. It doesn't sound like WB induces physical pain, although I would defer to Seahawk on this one.

If something induces panic or emotional distress is this torture? Playing loud music 24 hours a day, is that torture? Having to watch the Britney Spears MTV Video award performance non-stop?

If waterboarding is so innocuous, why the following waiver:

“Water boarding” is a potentially dangerous activity in which the participant can receive serious and permanent (physical, emotional and psychological) injuries and even death, including injuries and death due to the respiratory and neurological systems of the body."

Was that "just for effect"? Something just to get Hitchens worked up?

IROC 07-07-2008 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad (Post 4046055)
If something induces panic or emotional distress is this torture? Playing loud music 24 hours a day, is that torture? Having to watch the Britney Spears MTV Video award performance non-stop?

It seems you answered your own question... :D

Jeff Higgins 07-07-2008 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by IROC (Post 4046069)
If waterboarding is so innocuous, why the following waiver:

“Water boarding” is a potentially dangerous activity in which the participant can receive serious and permanent (physical, emotional and psychological) injuries and even death, including injuries and death due to the respiratory and neurological systems of the body."

Was that "just for effect"? Something just to get Hitchens worked up?

You'll find a roughly equivelent warning on a new frisbee these days.

kstar 07-07-2008 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathans_Dad (Post 4046059)
. . . snip . . .

And we aren't discussing me, are we?

Only when you make a judgment regarding something you have never done.

That's sort of a sub-point of this thread now, it seems.

I don't know if I would last 5 seconds or 5 minutes, but from what Seahawk has said, I bet most people could be trained to last longer.

Best,


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