I hate Clowns!
 

SmileWavy

But, all they want to do is make you laugh.

Sure thing.

I think they taste funny.

Don't they all drive those boxy Scions?

Going to a family graduation party at brother in law's uncle's resturant next week. The whole motif is those crying clowns.. I hate those things!

But the old boy is still tough as nails, a B-24 combat vet, and it's an old mobster hangout - so I am keeping my trap shut..

Come to think of it, I have known a few clowns over the years. None circus associated however..

Whats not to like?

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This is our local clown.

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Dear Customers and Friends,

Boho feels that certain things are not appropriate for children's parties. Therefore beginning immediately we will respectfully decline any party bookings that include the use of alcohol by anyone at the event. This is an issue that BoHo feels very strongly about and hopes you understand.

Oh, I would love to have this guy over.

My wife is creeped out by clowns. Here is Pogo the Clown
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Better known as John Wayne Gacy

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"Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!"

"We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares. "

Do not forget the greatest clown of all:

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Aurel

Beg, borrow, steal or rent a copy of "Shakes the Clown". As someone once said, it's the "Citizen Kane of Drunken Clown Movies".
starring Bobcat Goldwaithe, Florence Henderson, Robin Williams, etc, etc ....

Anyone want to guess who this is behind the makeup?

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What's a matter kid, you don't like clowns?


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Captain Spaulding

JW Gacey? I heard he was a clown for parties or maybe he just painted them.