Just because it’s not illegal doesn’t mean it’s OK
 

Turns out in Wisconsin, it’s not against the law to have sex with a corpse

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873/

You moving to Wisconsin, Mule..? :D

But seriously. Where would anyone get a hold of a corpse anyway, legally?

Well Duh!!! Who's it hurting? Not the corpse, of course.

Is this like the guy that got caught having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road? The judge said it was against the law to have sex with a dead person or a live animal, but a dead animal is just fine!

So three guys and a lady get stranded on a deserted island.

In order to keep the guys from fighting everyone agrees that the lady will sleep with each guy for a week at a time on a rotating schedule.

Everyone is happy with the arrangement.

Then the lady dies.

After a week things got bad.

After two weeks things got really bad.

After three weeks things got really really bad.

Then they buried her.

It all smells the same up there.....

Thanks for clearing me up!SmileWavy

A corpse can't enter a binding contract, therefore marrying a corpse would be impossible, even though in some cases it might work out better. SmileWavy

What did the old undertaker tell the new guy?

Anytime you need cold cuts you know where to get them.

So had these kids paid for something they hadn't received, or was it so good they just couldn't (get ready for the rim shot) leave her behind?

I wonder what Dotty thinks on this one, well not really.

If you are down with child rape, I think you would be okay with practically anything

Cop who fled after road-rage killing won't face rap..

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/07/10/2008-07-10_cop_who_fled_after_roadrage_killing_wont.html

If there aint a law - it dont make it right - it is just not illegal..

Depends on how much time the body has had to decompose. You don't want to grab the fatty areas.
Supporting the corpse under the back is usually the best way, also use the joints.
Knees and elbows are a good place to get a hold of a corpse.

I've spent a little time in the coroners office.

I'm sure there's a few married guys out there who would disagree with your contention that one can't marry a corpse.:D

He shouldn't have left the scene, but beyond that, cops have a right to self defense too.

Some thug says he has a gun and puts his hand in his waist, i'd blast the bastard too. I just wouldn't leave (probably).

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6, as they say.

Necrophilia - That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

Alice Cooper's Cold Ethyl
 

One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise

So you're doing it to a pound of raw hamburger, is there a difference?

Does it look better than a dug up dead girl?

I think T.S.O.L. said it best in their epic, "Code Blue"

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and **** the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna **** I wanna **** the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna **** I wanna **** the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Chorus

from the title I thought this thread was about war crimes at Gitmo....

i'm a necropheliac and i'm alright
i work it all day, sleep it all night
i'm a necrophiliac looking for reaction
my deviance lies at the core of attraction

i'm a necropheliac close your eyes
no more laughter, no more cries
i'm a necropheliac check your head
i'm lovin' you live, loving' you dead

will you marry me? no i don't think so
i know you want my insides out
i know you need my insides out
i know you want me

i'm a haphephiliac i need to be touched
like it gentle, like it rough
i'm a coprophiliac and so kind
i'll take whatever you leave behind
i'm a hypoxyphiliac i need alittle freedom
to think about you when i should be breathing
i'm an agorophiliac i need my ground
won't tie you up or lock you down

then she sipped a round of you,
then she said, "i seem so helpless."
"yes."
then she slipped our of view
slipped out of you

i'm a necropheliac and i'm alright
i work it all day then i sleep it off
i'm a necrophiliac looking for reaction
deviance lies...

will you marry me? no, i don't think so
i know you want me insides out
i know you need my insides out
i know you want me

I was just going to post the same thing. T.S.O.L. is from the same neighborhood I live in.

I've "done it" with a corpse. Well, figuratively; she might as well have been dead. :(s

BTDT too. More fun burning one out solo, and I don't have to buy dinner...that's what I call win-win.