Just because it’s not illegal doesn’t mean it’s OK

[Mule]

Turns out in Wisconsin, it’s not against the law to have sex with a corpse

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873/

[livi]

You moving to Wisconsin, Mule..?

But seriously. Where would anyone get a hold of a corpse anyway, legally?

[masraum]

Well Duh!!! Who's it hurting? Not the corpse, of course.

Is this like the guy that got caught having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road? The judge said it was against the law to have sex with a dead person or a live animal, but a dead animal is just fine!

[island911]

geez, Mule, you're likely against people marrying a corpse too. Sheesh, you're such a prude.

Can't you understand, their love is none of your bin-nes. ...and there is nothing wrong with those people . .. nothing at all.

[scottmandue]

So three guys and a lady get stranded on a deserted island.

In order to keep the guys from fighting everyone agrees that the lady will sleep with each guy for a week at a time on a rotating schedule.

Everyone is happy with the arrangement.

Then the lady dies.

After a week things got bad.

After two weeks things got really bad.

After three weeks things got really really bad.

Then they buried her.

[Red Baron]

It all smells the same up there.....

[Mule]

Originally Posted by island911

geez, Mule, you're likely against people marrying a corpse too. Sheesh, you're such a prude.

Can't you understand, their love is none of your bin-nes. ...and there is nothing wrong with those people . .. nothing at all.

Thanks for clearing me up!

[billwagnon]

A corpse can't enter a binding contract, therefore marrying a corpse would be impossible, even though in some cases it might work out better.

[Les Paul]

What did the old undertaker tell the new guy?

Anytime you need cold cuts you know where to get them.

[Mule]

So had these kids paid for something they hadn't received, or was it so good they just couldn't (get ready for the rim shot) leave her behind?

[Tobra]

I wonder what Dotty thinks on this one, well not really.

If you are down with child rape, I think you would be okay with practically anything

[The Gaijin]

Cop who fled after road-rage killing won't face rap..

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/07/10/2008-07-10_cop_who_fled_after_roadrage_killing_wont.html

If there aint a law - it dont make it right - it is just not illegal..

[dipso]

Originally Posted by livi

Where would anyone get a hold of a corpse anyway?

Depends on how much time the body has had to decompose. You don't want to grab the fatty areas.
Supporting the corpse under the back is usually the best way, also use the joints.
Knees and elbows are a good place to get a hold of a corpse.

I've spent a little time in the coroners office.

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by billwagnon

A corpse can't enter a binding contract, therefore marrying a corpse would be impossible, even though in some cases it might work out better.

I'm sure there's a few married guys out there who would disagree with your contention that one can't marry a corpse.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by The Gaijin

Cop who fled after road-rage killing won't face rap..

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/07/10/2008-07-10_cop_who_fled_after_roadrage_killing_wont.html

If there aint a law - it dont make it right - it is just not illegal..

He shouldn't have left the scene, but beyond that, cops have a right to self defense too.

Some thug says he has a gun and puts his hand in his waist, i'd blast the bastard too. I just wouldn't leave (probably).

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6, as they say.

[Amail]

Necrophilia - That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

[Red Baron]

One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till I'm 97
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise

[Hugh R]

Originally Posted by masraum

Well Duh!!! Who's it hurting? Not the corpse, of course.

Is this like the guy that got caught having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road? The judge said it was against the law to have sex with a dead person or a live animal, but a dead animal is just fine!

So you're doing it to a pound of raw hamburger, is there a difference?

[Mule]

Does it look better than a dug up dead girl?

[dtw]

I think T.S.O.L. said it best in their epic, "Code Blue"

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and **** the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna **** I wanna **** the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna **** I wanna **** the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Chorus