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Ronnie Wood, you old dog you...

Anyone get a load of Ronnie Wood's new squeeze?

Holy mackeral that's...cute. I don't know if I can rightfully say "hot" cause she's just too...cute.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1414252.ece

can't link pics, sorry.

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Yep and seems like the 18 year old tittie bar dancer did good.

Hmmm, last time I was shooting "jagerbombs" it was... well it was not in the US and I had a Russian lady with me. We did not go to the room to "view my etchings" so to speak and the drinks worked very well!

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The couple cosied up as they downed £6-a-time “Jagerbombs” — a concoction of the German herbal liqueur Jagermeister and Red Bull.

One regular at Jones’s, a bar a mile from Ronnie’s house, said: “They had three Jagerbombs each in about ten minutes. They’re absolutely lethal. It’s a whisky glass of Red Bull and a shot of Jagermeister which you down in one.

“For his last one Ronnie just added the shot into the remains of his existing drink because he said he didn’t like the taste of the Red Bull as much.

“He’d clearly had a few drinks before and was definitely drunk."
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What? No moral outrage? But she's so young. And he's so old.

My favourite lines from the article:

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“The family are horrified and they fear this girl is no normal teenager.

She approached Ronnie in this club — he’s 61, for heaven’s sake — and he was vulnerable.”

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Did you see the size of her titties? Yea, he was vulnerable the second she took her top off and shoved these puppies in his face, just 90% of the rest of the males on this earth would be.

Face it, the family are just worried that their "gravy train" might have a hiccup and Ronnie might not come home.
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...just informed the wife that I'm feeling very vulnerable today...
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******* jagerbombs...
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I hope that we can contiinue threads like this.


you know, the ones where we discuss the nuances of a Sun article
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Kind of begs the question. Got wood?
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I hope that we can contiinue threads like this.
you know, the ones where we discuss the nuances of a Sun article
Are you kidding? The Sun is my favorite newspaper. Well... at least page 3.
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Are you kidding? The Sun is my favorite newspaper. Well... at least page 3.
I was waiting to hear about their lovechild, who was a mutant alien with 666 imprinted on it's forehead.


I's the same mutant alien that pops out from between the boobs on page 3 all the time...
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A high school buddy's mother dated Ron Wood (before he joined the Stones). Can't say she was as well-equipped as the waitress. . .
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What? No moral outrage? But she's so young. And he's so old.

My favourite lines from the article:

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She approached Ronnie in this club — he’s 61, for heaven’s sake — and he was vulnerable.”

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She is 18- of legal age, what's to be outraged by?
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A buddy of mine ran into Ronnie at a bar when he was visiting Hermosa Beach a few years back...said he couldn't understand a dang word he was saying as his accent was so thick (Ronnie probably thought the same thing about my "southern" friend ). I'm sure Ronnie was simply taking the girl home to listen to his solo album: "Slide On This"...a damn good album if I must say so myself!!!
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Kind of begs the question. Got wood?
Brilliant!
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She is 18- of legal age, what's to be outraged by?
Nothing if you live in France. That alone qualifies him for office.

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