Logic escapes again....

[84porsche]

So I am curious how many of you do the same stupid stuff that I do. It usually doesn't hit me until afterwards. I just went grocery shopping to 2 different stores, trunk full of groceries and I live on a 4th floor apt and you need a stupid fob to move the elevator. I decided that I could carry everything in 2 trips and did it by the way but literally had the vodka bottle under my arm, the martini glasses and grenadine in a bag in each hand, and a bunch of other stuff and barely made it to the door without dropping everything but really wonder why I couldn't make a 3rd trip.

At times, I will go to Costco in the P-car and completely forget which car and fill her to the brim with my sport seats holding everything in place.

I don't think I am the only one where logic just misses completely. Is the sign of stupider things to come?

[peppy]

You are so lucky, you get to buy vodka at the grocery store.

[TerryH]

Enjoy it now. It only gets worse!

[mattdavis11]

Last time I did something that smooth, it was right in front of the Police. We stopped to get beer at a very crowded non-convenience store, and I knew the bottom was going to fall out. After I paid and left, was not 15 feet away from the door, sure as shyte, the bottom fell out just as I was walking past the officers. Broken glass everywhere.

I marched my ass right back inside, laid the dripping beer box down, announced the mishap, then informed them I would be getting another and would be going about my merry way.

The long arm of the law had a different idea. They proceeded to tell me that I was responsible for the mess, advised me that I should clean it, and directed me to a broom and dust pan. Not wanting to visit one of the finer establishments in town, I had no argument, and then proceeded to clean the mess to a condition that was better than it was to begin with.

I don't chance it anymore, the iffy ones just aren't worth it.

[dd74]

Double-bag next time if you continue this lazy man's load behavior.

[450knotOffice]

Chris, that story made me chuckle. Been there, done that...many times.

You wanna grab a late breakfast tomorrow? Say, 10:30 or so?

[slodave]

Hey Scott, he had a bottle of vodka, martini glasses and grenadine. I don't think he'll be up that early!

[450knotOffice]

Uh, yea...on second thought...

[legion]

Logic escaped me but once.

I haven't seen it since.