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You May be Taliban IF...
Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." 10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least five.. 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. 12. You've had a crush on your neighbor' s goat.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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07-31-2008, 11:10 AM
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I like it.
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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07-31-2008, 11:15 AM
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You guys should start a webpage..."Daily Political Spam Mail". It's easier than copying and pasting it over and over again, isn't it?
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07-31-2008, 11:19 AM
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had." '03 E46 M3 '57 356A Various VWs |
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07-31-2008, 11:30 AM
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07-31-2008, 11:48 AM
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Did you hear about the new taliban sex doll?
It blows itself up. |
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2004 Mazda Miata
