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Alien Chicks from Outerspace

Would they be committing acts of beastiality if they had sexual relations with me?

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The question of whether or not you are a beast depends on whether the alien chicks like it rough, and whether you satisfy their need in this regard.
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The question of whether or not you are a beast depends on whether the alien chicks like it rough, and whether you satisfy their need in this regard.
I would certainly be satisfying my own.

And the captain Kirk reference is spot-on. Kirk was an intergalactic pimp, and everyone knew it. He had Ohura totally hot for him all the time, and he made her and the whole bridge watch him on the screen as he seduced alien chicks and beamed them back into his ship for medical exams by bones, so he would know if they were safe. I wanna be Kirk.
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Depends,
Are we talking alien chicks that look like humans or tentacled slobbering one eyed creatures ala the Simpson's?

BTW I hear once you have tentacles you never go back... or so I have been told.
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That is an alien? I don't think it would be beastiality with her (unless she prefers that).

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