Funny Donny Baker bit this am
 

Big fan and this morning he hit a winner!

---short version----

guy goes to a hooker and asks how much;

'$200'

'wow' he says, 'can you cut me a break on that?'

'no, it's $200 for full svc'

'okay'

so the hooker comes out of the bathroom a minute later naked and she sees the guy going to town on himself (sidenote: best seinfeld ever) and says 'wtf, you're paying me $200 and you're doing yourself???'

he responds 'lady, for $200 you ain't gettin' the easy one!'

We were in the 2nd row in Shreveport when Donnie was on the B&T Canadian Mist tour a couple of months back. Man, he nails the persona (just don't get too close when he chugs the beer & Mountain Dew)!

"Hey man, wanna' buy a boat"? "It's State law...you can look it up Randy"!

Can't get our day started w/o our dose of B&T!;)

Do you have the Donny Baker CD? fantastic stuff!

'You know what your quirk is randy, you're a dick!'

kills me!!!!

it's funny as h3ll - swear to god it is

I read the title of this thread five times and each time I read "Funny Donny Baker bit his arm." It's getting worse . . .

Insert New Delhi tech support voice here:

"Yes, yes, this is Amberrrrrrrr"! "Try to redirect your filthy heathen thoughts"...

Me too. Strange.

good one!

'Hey man, these are zubas......like a crockpot for your pork!"