|
|
|
|
| Author |
|
|
(the shotguns)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 21,582
|
Funny Donny Baker bit this am
Big fan and this morning he hit a winner!
---short version---- guy goes to a hooker and asks how much; '$200' 'wow' he says, 'can you cut me a break on that?' 'no, it's $200 for full svc' 'okay' so the hooker comes out of the bathroom a minute later naked and she sees the guy going to town on himself (sidenote: best seinfeld ever) and says 'wtf, you're paying me $200 and you're doing yourself???' he responds 'lady, for $200 you ain't gettin' the easy one!'
__________________
***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
||
08-06-2008, 10:55 AM
|
|
|
Sultan of Sawzall
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Louisiana "Take me to 'da bridge"
Posts: 4,806
|
We were in the 2nd row in Shreveport when Donnie was on the B&T Canadian Mist tour a couple of months back. Man, he nails the persona (just don't get too close when he chugs the beer & Mountain Dew)!
"Hey man, wanna' buy a boat"? "It's State law...you can look it up Randy"! Can't get our day started w/o our dose of B&T! 
__________________
Gruppe B #319 2 '86 911 Carrera coupes (red & white) '66 Corsa convertible 140/4(red) '66 Monza coupe 110/PG(white) '95 993 cabriolet (wife's) |
||
|
08-06-2008, 11:04 AM
|
|
|
(the shotguns)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 21,582
|
Do you have the Donny Baker CD? fantastic stuff!
'You know what your quirk is randy, you're a dick!' kills me!!!!
__________________
***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
||
|
08-06-2008, 11:06 AM
|
|
|
unindicted co-conspirator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Fresno, CA
Posts: 1,660
|
it's funny as h3ll - swear to god it is
__________________
'03 996 - sport exhaust, sport seats, M030 sport suspension, stability control, IMS Solution ‘86 928S3 - barn find project car |
||
|
08-06-2008, 11:16 AM
|
|
|
Seldom Seen Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: California
Posts: 3,584
|
I read the title of this thread five times and each time I read "Funny Donny Baker bit his arm." It's getting worse . . .
__________________
Why do things that happen to white trash always happen to me? Got nachos? |
||
|
08-06-2008, 11:42 AM
|
|
|
Sultan of Sawzall
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Louisiana "Take me to 'da bridge"
Posts: 4,806
|
Insert New Delhi tech support voice here:
"Yes, yes, this is Amberrrrrrrr"! "Try to redirect your filthy heathen thoughts"...
__________________
Gruppe B #319 2 '86 911 Carrera coupes (red & white) '66 Corsa convertible 140/4(red) '66 Monza coupe 110/PG(white) '95 993 cabriolet (wife's) |
||
|
08-06-2008, 01:51 PM
|
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I'm out there.
Posts: 13,084
|
Quote:
__________________
My work here is nearly finished.
|
||
|
08-06-2008, 05:48 PM
|
|
|
(the shotguns)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 21,582
|
Quote:
'Hey man, these are zubas......like a crockpot for your pork!"
__________________
***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
||
|
08-07-2008, 04:41 AM
|
|
