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Tips for Terrorists

1. Do not drive around with SAMs in the trunk of your car. Even if you are just a dumbo, low-level Quada employee.

2. If captured by the Americans, do not scream "I want to kill Americans" and lunge for a loose gun.


Old 08-06-2008, 08:47 PM
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Randy, are you posting about the M.I.T. grad Wayne mentioned in the deleted thread? If so, I always thought M.I.T. grads were supposed to be smart...
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Get an American lawyer so they can show & tell you how to properly take down a buiding.
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pw, it's funny because it actually happened. Some of the discovery that came out during the Bin Laden driver trial (see Guantanamo military trials). Unbelievable and funny at the same time.
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Thanks...Obviously, I'm not up to speed on this one...
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Yes, she went NOT "just" to MIT, she then went to Brandeis (for a PhD, IIRC).

They are both top notch schools -- and GET THIS - Brandeis is well known as the TOP Jewish Univ. in the country.

I thought they were supposed to hate Jews???

So -- you figure it out.

I didn't even mention the moronic shoe bomber.

Have we killed all the smart ones already?

Is this part of some clever & devious strategy to lull us into a false sense of security so they can spring their smart operatives on us?

Or, are these the best ones they have now?

Tune in tomorrow....
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Did he have an obame decal on his car????
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On his way to a rally!

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