Ohhhh Noooo - Glue-on Brembo brake caliper covers

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Ohhhh Noooo - Glue-on Brembo brake caliper covers



Poseurs, take note: you can finally corral all that imaginary power your Hyundai Elantra SRT8 isn't making underhood. Eric Hsu at JDM Insider's Beyond the Dyno blog came across what'll doubtless be the latest trend to show up on M-badged Plymouth Breezes everywhere: bogus, glue-on brake caliper covers that give you the high-performance Brembo look while perfectly maintaining your fakemobile's incomprehensible lameness. When it comes to things that suck, innovation knows no bounds.

What a joke.

[Mr.Puff]

I'ma put some of these on my bicycle.

[sammyg2]

That's just wrong on so many levels. Luckily the posers who will install these will never get their brake calipers hot enough to melt those little plastic POS.

[Seric]

Will go well with the PCV roll bar and carbon fiber stickers.

[vash]

brembo must be proud.

[slakjaw]

LMFAO

Kinda wish I had thought it up. Its gonna make someone rich!

[slakjaw]

Originally Posted by Seric

Will go well with the PCV roll bar and carbon fiber stickers.

LOL its the video game generation man.

[Mr.Puff]

Originally Posted by slakjaw

LOL its the video game generation man.

Instant gratification .

[Mr.Puff]

I wanna see some of these on a Honda .

[Porsche-O-Phile]

I can't wait to see some Hondatard trying to fit those to drum brakes. . . You know it's going to happen.

[Aurel]

This should go well with spinner hub caps .

Aurel

[djmcmath]

Originally Posted by slakjaw

LMFAO

Kinda wish I had thought it up. Its gonna make someone rich!

+1. My thoughts exactly. If you can make a cheap product that stupid people will pay a lot of money for, you will be very wealthy indeed.

[sammyg2]

How long until brembo's and ferrari's lawyers jump on this?

[cstreit]

Been out for a while actually.

My favorite poseur item, even better than these? A little device that SIMULATES the sound of a turbo blowoff valve. Yep. Fake turbo wooosh.

http://www.sunamiturbo.com/index.html

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

The SUNAMI will simulate the “psssst” noise generated from the blow off valve of a turbo-equipped vehicle.

The SUNAMI comes complete with all hardware, which includes a manual push button trigger mechanism as well as a vacuum switch trigger mechanism.

After setting a trigger boost level through an adjustable setscrew on the vacuum pressure switch, every time you reach the set boost level, the SUNAMI will simulate the “psssst” noise generated from the blow off valve of a turbo vehicle.

An additional override button also allows you to trigger the SUNAMI anytime.

[Mr.Puff]

Originally Posted by cstreit

Been out for a while actually.

My favorite poseur item, even better than these? A little device that SIMULATES the sound of a turbo blowoff valve. Yep. Fake turbo wooosh.

http://www.sunamiturbo.com/index.html

What about the turbonator?

http://www.turbonator.com/

[slakjaw]

So if I put 6 of them on my p car. 1 per weber, will I get like another 330 HP ???

Sweet!!!

[Hugh R]

I likey!! Linkey?

[Mr.Puff]

Originally Posted by slakjaw

So if I put 6 of them on my p car. 1 per weber, will I get like another 330 HP ???

Sweet!!!

You may be going into F5 tornado range there!

[svandamme]

do they make Boeing 747 caliper glue on's?

for real, if you got 747 brakes, nobody will doubt your stopping power... nobody

[the]

Will those fit on my LeBaron?