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I knew a bartender whose nephew was being married, and he said, "I hope the kid, doesn't do something stupid." And I said, "Mickey, like what?" Like get drunk the night before or during the day of the wedding and forget to show up."
It was an Irish wedding.
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08-15-2008, 12:44 PM
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Keep it classy. Nothing worse than a cheesy speech. Be a good Best Man.
I spent a night re-writing one about 5 years ago. Had not smoked weed in the preceding 20 years and will not again for another 15 or so... The crowd loved it. 
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lolz thanks for the comments guys.
As much as I disagree I will keep it classy and genuinely wish them the best. |
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08-15-2008, 04:31 PM
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C'mon. You have to do something with the 50 states comment. It's too good to pass up.
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something like? ... "unlike Obama, she knows there are actually 50 states. ...sssmmmart!"
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08-15-2008, 05:27 PM
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She came up to me one day and said "did you know there are 50 states??... I thought there was only 48"
She must be hot in bed or something. |
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