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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: East of Eden, West of the Sun
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An e-mail from God
AN EMAIL FROM GOD
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time also. When this angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased . So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. ''Do you know what the email said?'' No? Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either .......
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Kantry Member
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: N.S. Can
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Guess I shoukd have turned off my spam filter.
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Gon fix it with me hammer
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Trek ? what was in the email !?
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He said we are going to be all right no matter who gets elected, so stop worrying.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the edge
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I'll bet if you asked BHO or Rev Wright they'd say they got the email!
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Napa, Ca
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Stijn keeps getting me to chuckle...
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