Paul N. without a doubt!

In the mid 80's, I sat next to him in an empty bar in Newprt RI for an hour cutting it up and telling lies about girls. I had no clue who he was until he left and the barkeep showed me his receipt. Good guy, great drinking buddy!

As for least annoying...Jermey Piven. I just like his no***** style and the fact that he doesn't shave or button his top button. He alsways looks like he just came off a 3 day bender. I like that.

As for women...Jessica Alba just cuz shes so freakin hot!

Will Smith, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Jason Stathom, and all the other badasses.

Leno

speaking from first hand experience, Bruce Willis is a bit of an ahole in private situation.

I don't talk to the "Talent" on my TV shows and features. What do we have in common? "Hey Johnny (Depp), what's it feel like to make more in a day than I make in ten years? Johnny: Pretty effing good! What I do notice is that the aholes don't chit chat with the crew. The nicer ones do.

Hanks is probably my favorite actor...but one of the most annoying with the whole drive an electric car prius crap and save the planet.

Sheriff Andy Taylor, Deputy Barney Fife, Aunt Bee, Opy.
Goober was pretty f'ing irritating. Gomer too!

Had a long talk with Tim Allen in Sunriver, OR several years ago. He wasn't annoying in the least bit, but I was drinking at the time so that may have helped.

fixed that for you, Mr Cougar Mellencamp is profoundly annoying

People forget how much money U2 gave to Irish terrorists when they started out

Jim Nabors tried to pick up my dad in a men's room one time

Isn't Alec Baldwin the one that ranted and raved at his 10 yo daughter on her voice mail? Mr Clooney may a decent fella one on one, but comes across as a pretentious boob everywhere else

Sigony Weaver and Givani Ribiski (sp) were having coffee at the table next to me in a cafe. They seemed really nice people and Givani was a good laugh. He was a joke a minute and very animated.

I crossed paths with Chelsea Clinton last night on Central Park South. She is much prettier in real life. Surrounded by goons and flacks. She gave me a look like she would rather be going home on the subway like me..

See celebrities every day in New York. Bill Murray is very cool. I swear the show "Entourage" is based on Ed Burns.. That Billy Bush is miserable in real life.

I sat and had sushi with Joan Cusack many many many years ago. She was warm, friendly, intelligent, and easy to get along with. She didn't know me, yet let me sit with her for dinner when I bugged her.

However, I'll get crucified for saying that some liberal actress is anything less than the Devil herself.

I also spent a weekend with Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker (when they were a couple). HE was spectacularly friendly, and honestly interested in what I did. He listened and asked questions the whole weekend.

She sulked, because he had dragged her to BFE in the desert for their weekend getaway to look through telescopes at some silly ranch.

My old roommate was a bartender at a fancy restaurant in Manhattan, KS. Bill Murray's brother lives in Manhattan on a very nice golf course (Colbert Hills). Bill came into town one weekend to play in a tournament, and ate dinner at the bar in my buddy's restaurant. Of course, my buddy was off that night.:(

Supposedly Bill Murray was the life of the place. He sat at the bar all night, ate a steak, drank, and shot the breeze with the bartender and others at the bar. Just like any other guy, but funny as hell.

I sat on a flight from Hawaii 20 years ago next to Tim Conway & his mulitple kids. He is (was) a genuine down to earth nice guy