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Heff turns the depression around
Hugh Heffner, never short of a blonde (or three)
We all saw the news reports.... Heff lost one of three blondes As the stock markets crashed, suddently he lost another blonde Now that's a bad sign, if Heff looses blondes, some might start thinking he's cutting back on expenses, or maybe he's just not able to deal with 3 blondes anymore, maybe ... just maybe... he's finally becoming an old man ??? WRONG This just in... Heff got 2 new blondes... younger models (19) Twins ! I guess Heff doesn't do recessions, depressions or scaling back   Good thing too. it would ave been really bad if the #1 Playboy of the world would stop playboy'ing... Next thing you know, you'de have Fluffers that give up Fluffling!!
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10-11-2008, 12:54 AM
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Did you get the memo?
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Maybe we should have just given Heff the $700B? Betcha he'd throw us all one hell of a party.
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10-11-2008, 04:32 AM
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he should run for president
Vote Heff, Vote for Blondes Heff for POTUS! Blondes for EVERYONE!!
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10-11-2008, 04:41 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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proof that money CAN buy happiness! You go Heff.
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10-11-2008, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Usa
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They're tough broads too.
 Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hef's 19-year-old new in-house girlfriends, have a bad girl past. These two pieces of trash were arrested this past January in St. Petersburg, Florida for beating a ***** at a house party. One of the relatives of the victim said the twins, who worked at Wing House at the time, went to a party with one of their co-workers named Erica. Kristina got into an argument with Erica which led to Karissa hitting Erica over the head with a bottle. After that, both of the trash bag twins jumped Erica. They were arrested and later given probation and were ordered to pay restitution. Erica suffered a concussion. |
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10-11-2008, 07:45 AM
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Location: Southwest Montana
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They would be more than welcome, jumping me.
 Bad girls! Oh yea!
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10-11-2008, 05:19 PM
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it's all good, as long as they don't hit you with the bottle until after the ...
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10-11-2008, 11:29 PM
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durn for'ner
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: South of Sweden
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Go Heff!
Mind you, the fluffing business is booming. There is no shortage of poor guys that lost everything in the crash, depressed, haunted by their wifes for not performing adequately anymore.
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10-11-2008, 11:52 PM
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BimForce the Third, Esquire
1974 Porsche 911s
