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10-21-2008 11:11 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heel n Toe
(Post 4253399)
Dude... everybody knows it was not a home improvement.
It was a pirate ship improvement.
He was putting in a larger hot tub for the wenches.
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AHOY, HOY, HOY :D! (that's how Hook laughed - AFTER he became a pirate).
Right! Think ya knows it all, eh, matey?
Well...even though he WAS only a handyman, he had a few pipe wenches and maybe a monkey wench or two (an' he enjoyed 'em ever time he had 'em ;);)), SHIRLEY! he knew they'd rust in piece (they warn't gold pieces o' eight!) in a hot tub!
Ya been Hood winked (ol' Capt'n Hood, Hook's nemesis, was the Master o' that!)!
Beside (port side - his preferred wine), while hot tubs of old were always deep within the bowels of pirate ships and there WAS movement when underway, there be no accounts, matey, about hookers in Hook's hot tubs, (an none 'o that o' that rub a dub dub, three men in a tub hanky panky), NOR any pirate tales aboot Hook's departin' wi' his paw as the result o' no bowel movement, AHOY, HOY, HOY :D!
Enough o' this balderdash! It's back ta me bunk - had me a bit o' port meself an' the herizon be arockin'.
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