Thoughts I ponder Hmmmm.....
 

Well, everyone makes a big deal about global warming and carbon foot prints, I'd like to think that a lack of oxygen due to internal combustion engines, burning of coal etc... and the population boom might cause our extinction before global warming will.... I would almost bet that oxygen levels would have to be severely lower on the planet than 100 yrs ago.....

Why do dogs wanna bite when they have a home and always looks so sad when they are homeless...

Why don't all the dogs kill all the cats....

Why don't all the cats kill all the rats.....

Why is it bacon taste so damn good but will kill you in the end....

Why do some religions not like bacon, damn its good....

Has anyone literally ever opened a can of worms....

Why can't I everyone else is doing it.....

Why is it called toe jam and not toe paste....

Who was that, that pinched my a$$ in the grocery store.....

SmileWavy

I'm pretty sure it isn't darkest before the dawn.

Cows in India are the single largest producers of Methane gas in the world. Methane gas is a "green house" gas. Why don't we regulate the cows?

If that's not a reason to light your farts on fire, nothing is. Lighting a cow fart on fire is probably dangerous without proper training and equipment however.

But what about the CO2 emissions?

Stop breathing?

Why have I never seen a dead cat in a tree?

The dogs drag them away after the squirrels throw down the bodies, sheesh! :rolleyes:

you know, where is common sense? we cut half the bloody forest down in the world...and we expect that co2 won't go up? as i recall plants live on co21, exhale 02...answer to global warming? plant more trees.

Because somebody eventually hears it up there whining.

And they call the fire department and whine and ask them to come get the cat.

And the fire department relents.

What if there were no rhetorical questions?

Methane & trees
 

Fact termites produce more methane than all other animals put together.
Fact there are more trees in this country now then before the white man came here.

And what was Capt'n Hook's name before he lost his hand?

did jesus wear a bracelet that said; "what would i do?"

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

Actually, that's true, come to think about it.

I remember reading, a few years back, about a small town in the midwest who's volunteer fire dept. went on strike (that's a whole 'nother story itself).

When the strike was finally settled, the fire dept. spent their first two weeks back on the job, pulling dead cats out of trees.

SRSLY? That's hilarious.

Only if you take it that way. :D

He didn't become a pirate Capt'n until after he lost his hand in a home improvement project gone terribly bad.

Prior to that he was known as Joe the handyman and is reputed to be an ancestor of Joe the plumber.

Dude... everybody knows it was not a home improvement.

It was a pirate ship improvement.

He was putting in a larger hot tub for the wenches.