Drink up my little ones.

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I'm lovin' it

First they tell you to eat eggs; 10 years later, they tell you to not eat eggs! What the f**k!? I've been eating eggs the past 10 years!

Moderation in everything.

A coke a month, no big deal.

A coke a day, or several times a day - big problem.

So one skanky hooker a month is ok?

That's the way I read it...

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company....

You guys have nasty habits, have a Coke instead.

That depends on the skank content, which varies from hooker to hooker.

Excessive skank intake has been found to cause whenever then, inevitably won't are NOT which conclusively, as well as cause one to jumble one's words.

So I avoid skank altogether.

It is well known that the biggest health hazard of a Coke is tooth decay.

Should we talk about the commensalism of entamoeba coli in your large intestine?

is sugarless skank ok?

or does it cause cancer instead of obesity?

O.k., o.k.! Now where the hell do you find Vapid? Is it a cola or some citrus swill?

I feel like this is a game...which would you chose from the following? AIDS or Cancer?

I'll have any, but I won't whine. :D

What happens if you dunk the hooker in Coke?

My old Jewish girl friend's favorite whine was "I waaaana go to Miaaaami!" :(

I ended up fed up and blew my cork (alright, it was a screw top - call me cheap) and we broke up. I don't date old Jewish girls anymore.

If she's a beefy broad and lets you dunk her she's a "hunker".

I figured if it cleans oil off of concrete, maybe it cleans up hookers too?

Reminds me of a joke I heard at a bar this weekend. The world would be a better place if every black man swam back to Africa with a Jew under each arm. Wait, that's not really a joke at all.

neither - let me know and I'll have my dealer drop by

yea man - we can get you some vapid!

Yes!

I would love to hear some discourse on that. Where is dentist90?

and please include a brief summary of our recent understanding of the mouth as ecosystem...