you are perilously close to some Zappa song lyrics and/or stories regarding Champagne

I'm certainly open to learn more.

All I know is that one should chew long and thoroughly because enzymes or something in the saliva contribute to some percentage of the digestion process (forget what percentage).

As I understand it, most, but not all digestion occurs in the stomache (and intestines?).

All chewing (also called mastication, tee hee!) takes place in the mouth.

At least it does in mine.

Ever have a girl friend who was a snapper?

I know it'll remove rust from a trailer hitch.

Which is safer than using a hooker, some of whom, Willie Nelson says, can suck the chrome right off 'em!

I'm sure rinsing the hooker with coke will improve hygene for long term hygene benefits all round:)

And provides a fresh, tingling sensation if used immediately upon rinsing.