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CMA Awards / Shania Twain

Just in case some of you missed the CMA's last night, at the end of the program Shania (who hasn't been seen since her divorce) was the presenter for entertainer of the year, Kenny Chesney.

When she walked out, you could hear a collective gasp from the audience, including me


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Old 11-13-2008, 07:29 AM
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I want to do naughty things to her.
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Oh...oh...that's a nice picture of here...I might have to head home for lunch after that one...
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Old 11-13-2008, 08:41 AM
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Easy all you Casanovas.

I heard she doesn't like to be touched. That's why that Mutt she was married to got after the nanny, or maid or whatever she was. She's into some kind of tantric, no-sex religeon.
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Easy all you Casanovas.

I heard she doesn't like to be touched. That's why that Mutt she was married to got after the nanny, or maid or whatever she was. She's into some kind of tantric, no-sex religeon.
See, I'm willing to put the effort into trying to change that, just as I'm willing to put the effort into turning Jodie Foster straight again

I'm a hard working man, and I only expect the rewards that I deserve
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I heard she doesn't like to be touched.
What a shame. Terrible, terrible shame...

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I'll bet you $10 I could turn her into my love slave. She'd be pawing at my front door like a cat.
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stunning woman. and has actually had a few good songs that are "country" and not over produced pop crap.
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I like her voice as well as pretty much everything else - no touch? Bet she was touched but not in a good way...sad if true.
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She's into some kind of tantric, no-sex religeon.
I believe my wife joined that church.
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My good friend did a video with her a few years back, was not impressed with her in the flesh at all. Not sexy in person.

Sometimes the women that you guys drool over on the internet are not actually hot in person. Cold, clammy hands, annoying habits, totally self-absorbed, etc... It's better to fantasize about banging them from a picture than actually meet them. Sorry to whiz on the parade, but there are regular old chicks around the way that are a lot hotter to touch than this one.

BTW, pretty sure there is no such thing as a "tantric no-sex (religion)". But there is certainly tantric focking.
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Denis - which is exactly why the internet is!
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I believe my wife joined that church.
The church of marriage?
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The church of marriage?
As a newlywed I hope you guys are wrong.

I think the religion was Sant Mat. I read they went several years without it, such a shame...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sant_Mat
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As a newlywed I hope you guys are wrong.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh sorry you were serious. My bad, yeah we are joking.
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As a newlywed I hope you guys are wrong.

I think the religion was Sant Mat. I read they went several years without it, such a shame...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sant_Mat
Damn - that's like having a 959 in the garage and you can't find the keys
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Damn - that's like having a 959 in the garage and you can't find the keys
At least you could still lick the 959

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