Ann Coulter to have her jaw wired shut!

[widgeon13]

Just for a few weeks, someone must have given her a good shot!

"For the next few weeks, fans of Ann Coulter--anyone?--will have to rely on Lindsay Lohan to provide insensitive, backward-thinking sound bites.

Because of a nasty fall last month, says the New York Post's Page Six, the 46-year-old will have her jaw wired shut.

News is scant at the moment, but Page Six writes, "WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut..."

Enjoy the silence while you can. She'll be back in a few weeks to record the audio for her latest book, The New Ann Coulter"

[Jim Richards]

There is a God.

[Buckterrier]

I've always thought she would be a total minx in the sack.
Broken jaw, been there done that in a car accident... NO fun. Her skinny ass can't afford to lose to much weight.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

I've always thought she would be a total minx in the sack.

And then there's the other kind. I'm voting the other kind. She'd be talking and thinking, but not moving. STFU and wiggle a bit so I can get the idea you're there.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Can I pay the doctors a little extra on the side to make it permanent?

[DARISC]

I wonder if they had to use high tensile strength wire.

[Buckterrier]

Originally Posted by milt

And then there's the other kind. I'm voting the other kind. She'd be talking and thinking, but not moving. STFU and wiggle a bit so I can get the idea you're there.

Could be, or... maybe a dominatrix? YIKES

[Superman]

Many years ago I had a next door neighbor who ran a fairly large restaurant. This guy was pretty egotistical and arrogant and as it turned out, he was constantly cheating on his lovely new wife. Wonderful, sweet blonde with huge.......tracts of land.

Anyway, one day he came home with his jaw wired shut. He looked like he had been an emotional outlet for a jealous husband. He said he got into a bar fight. Yeah, right...........

[widgeon13]

I'm wondering if she really fell or if someone just got fed up listening to her and delivered a strong message of objection.

[911pcars]

Karma. They should freeze her keyboard to make it complete. Just kidding.

I hope she uses this time to think critically before she once again speaks. In the meantime, we have the Coulter-like Michele Malkin in the wings, ready to take the mantle of right wing queen of hyperbolic maliciousness.

Sherwood

[Rick Lee]

I've never had a problem just changing channels when she's on tv. Why do you guys need her to stop talking? Is it so hard to watch something else? Besides, she makes most of her money from books anyway.

[john walker's workshop]

i see a move to the right wing forum coming up.

[Tobra]

Supes, maybe his wife had a brother, or she punched like my wife does.

Ann Colter is not a dude?

John Kerry's brother, or half-brother is what I am thinking every time I see her, great face for radio.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by Tobra

great face for radio.

Great line.

[Az911]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

I've never had a problem just changing channels when she's on tv. Why do you guys need her to stop talking? Is it so hard to watch something else? Besides, she makes most of her money from books anyway.

They hate her views so much that instead of moving on they have to sit and complain about her.

[speeder]

Not easy to find good news in the paper these days, thanks for posting!

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Because of a nasty fall? Hah! She's having his Adam's apple removed, nothing more.

[HardDrive]

Man hands.

[Hugh R]

What I do like about her is she'll ask a politician a question and when he give a non-response to the question, she'll call him on it, rather than going to the next question.

[imcarthur]

Originally Posted by john walker's workshop

the right wing forum

Good one, John. And seemingly true.

Ian