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Things a woman should know how to do
This oughta be good...
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it involves a throat
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clean wash clothes get her man to do everything else by manipulating him with sex. |
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Make a samich!
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Ahhh yes .... the eternal conundrum.
Keep their mouth shut ...and yet still perform the 'deed'? *sigh* Such are the stuff of dreams.
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i guess that wraps it up.
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Double clutch and heel-toe brake.
Bonus points if she can do either while wearing a pair of pumps.  angela
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when to keep her mouth shut.
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Needs to know when to STFU.
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Angela, maybe you don't want to see this. It's gonna be ugly and change the way you see us forever!
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I'd rather she speak softly and nice rather than nothing. I really dislike pushy beotches. I really, really dislike rude 30 somethings. It doesn't take much to be rude, but it takes effort beyond most's reach to be polite.
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From the 50s. I am not advocating this but thought it might give a good snap shot of how things use to be and how far things have come.
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thanks neri, that promptly got emailed to my wife,.. !
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Drive a stick shift
make breakfast get ready to go out in 15 minutes shoot a gun be aware of her surroundings Be able to immobilize a man for 3 minutes Know when to not say anything
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Balance the books
Maintain a tight budget Keep an eye out for sound money making and money saving opportunities Be supportive The household chores we can split up Leave the majority of income production to me |
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What's the old joke? The perfect woman is waist high with no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Jeremy, your perfect woman frightens me.
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Kegel exercises
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