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Should I???
Guys, this diabetes thing really has me down. Restricted diet...no more booze, no more pastry, no more sweets. Cindy sez so, the M.D. sez so too.
Obviously, I'm on the downward slope...have been for some time. Just slipping into death, and I know it. So, I was thinking...if I'm going to go out, as we all will someday, why not go out really enjoying things? You know, flatten the life savings, go out having fun! I've met a pool player who is a mean stick. Breaks like a thunderclap, controls the table well, excellent at safety play. Has a knack for getting an opponent's head away from the game, aiding in a sure victory. So, I've been thinking... Sell the portfolio and go on the road with this player, see what happens... Pic of player below...does this show good shooting form? 
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And Cindy agrees? Yes?
Best, Tom
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What's the question?
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ide skip going on the road and just have sex with her a few times
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You may want to buy a good stock of Viagra
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I bet she's better at getting balls OUT of pockets.
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She can hold a long stick and hit some balls, I say go for it.
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Now what were you saying? Something about clap?
She'd make your balls feel like a pair of maracas.
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Trade her to some Turkish Sheik for a real nice Irish green 72S.
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If you need help, you know where to ask! We will all pretty much fall in line.
I have another photo just about like that one but it shows a bit much for the pussys here so not going to post it. You have the general idea worked out pretty well... Joe
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There is no substitution for adventure. We weren't born to be happy. We were born to kick ass while taking the beating life dishes out.
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I suppose this is, in reality, a serious thread topic on life, its counterpart and the time in between.
But Tabs have had me tricked so many times, I am not sure anymore. Is the content of the pic the main lead and the text before it just a prelude?
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Don't try to read too much into it guys...I was just trying to be funny, having received simlar things in emails...guys joining "rebel forces", "biker gangs", etc.
JCF the winner response...tho I doubt the only Turk I know with an Irish Green 911S has a wife who would never allow a haram...harem? (Sp?) The pic? Careful study shows the girl needs to practice her stroke...
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Thanks for the clarification and yes, it was both funny and a feast for the eyes!
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Speaking of "beating." 
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Quote: "..does this show good shooting form?"
________________ No. She needs to keep her head down. And holding the stick at an angle (across the body ) is just amateurish behavior. She needs tutoring ...put her on a bus to MO. _____________ P.S. Have her wear the burka this time. I need new fantasies...
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