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Chinese Food Delivery.
So, I'm feelin' lazy, and I ordered Chinese Food for Delivery. The "What's for dinner" thread didn't help.
 I set down the phone took a sip of 2006 Veramonte Cab, and flipped through the TV. It was 7:42. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. "What'n'thehell", I said, inside my head. Open up the door, and sure enough, there he was. It was 7:48. How do they do that? The place is about one mile away. Mmmmmm. Crab Rangoons, Yakitori, and some Kung Pao, just in case this isn't enough. 
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Nice wine glass. LOL!
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Maybe they were monitoring your thoughts through that micro chip that was placed in your head.... They probably knew an hour ahead of time that you were gonna call and exactly what you were gonna order.... have you been forgetting to wear your foil hat again???? lol
Having General Tso as I type....
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Ninjas...plain & simple...
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After you finish eating take a magic eraser to that Macbook.
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Yeah, I got the 1st-generation MacBook, with the nasty "white-turns-brown" plastic.
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I went to PF Changs tonight,, a little pricier but much hotter chicks than staying home!
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Dude... don't be so impressed... they just yanked that stuff off the buffet, threw it in a box, and jumped in the car.
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Crab Rangoons is made with imitation crab meat, ie fish that is gutted and smash together, Yakitori is a Japanese made up word, not Chinese, Kung Pao is like Chop Suey and egg food young, strictly a made up Chinese dish by Americans. If you order from a Panda Express, most of the cook staff are hispanics and not Chineses. |
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