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The economy forcing hookers to branch out.
I got an email from my personals ad today. Some chick says, hey I like your profile blah blah blah, can I get your phone number so we can talk instead of emailing. I say sure and send back my number along with a note...
Here is it 11 o'clock at night. Phone rings, Hey Kyle this is so and so from match.com how are you. we talked for about 10 minutes. I thought it was weird for her to be calling me this late. Now I understand why, apparently I can do "whatever" for 200 an hour. WTF? |
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an hour? How much for 5 minutes then?
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she is a go-getter.
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01-11-2009, 08:43 PM
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get a picture .
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01-11-2009, 09:26 PM
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In a business climate like this i expect you can easily negotiate that $200.00/hr down quite a bit.
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01-11-2009, 11:44 PM
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This remind me a friend's story in Las Vegas a while back. He ordered one, with id and picture from some magazine. One came which looked nothing like the picture and was a "macho girl". He denied. The "macho girl" got mad and messed up his hotel room, screamed, and threatened him that she'll call cops. He didn't want to make it a big deal so he "paid for her to leave" and... slept alone
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01-12-2009, 12:07 AM
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A "friend". Right...
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01-12-2009, 04:55 AM
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Back in the saddle again
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Wow, nice! Match.com should add that to their commercials. They'd get more business.
Soooo, what'd she look like, post a photo.
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01-12-2009, 05:17 AM
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Edited - inappropriate language -Z-man
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$200 an hour is a better rate than most married guys get from their wives for "whatever they want".
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01-12-2009, 05:42 AM
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$200 an hour? that would last me months...
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01-12-2009, 06:10 AM
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How much for one that actually was born female?
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01-12-2009, 06:22 AM
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yea you guys should checking dating on demand on youtube,there are some wierdos out,i would rather go for a hooker than any of the crazy people on there
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01-12-2009, 06:56 AM
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Make sure you get a PPI.
Actually, $200/hr isn't that bad of a deal. Using the 'three date rule' as a guideline, and taking your time into consideration, you're money ahead @ $200/hr. If you use dollar cost averaging over several prospects from which you get nothing and/or those who hold out for more than 3 dates, you're easily money ahead. Personally, I think prostitution should be legal. Tax it and regulate it, and save the millions wasted on setting up those stupid sting operations they show on 'COPS'
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Should've told her that "She called you" and tried to bill her $200.
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1974 w/89 Look Porsche 911 Cabriolet 2.7 L Rebuil
993 TT
Valerie
1971 Chevrolet Corvette Roadster
The Duc
2000 gmc yukon
Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
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