The shrink asked the fidgeting new patient "What's your problem?" and the patient began babbling "I''m a pup tent, I'm a circus tent, I''m a pup tent, I'm a.." The shrink interrupted him and said "Your problem is, you're two tents".

Number 10 is a keeper.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

idontknow, are those who don't hexed? I don't know.

Whats the difference between light and hard?

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You can sleep with the light on.

And you won't roll out of bed in your sleep with a hard on. Ironic, huh?

6 and 16-19 do it for me.

Did you see the newspaper story about the midget psychic who escaped from jail?

The headline read 'Small medium at large'.

A man entered a contest for the best joke/story line. He was very excited and thought his chances of winning were high, as he submitted ten different entries. He was very disappointed when the winners were announced for no pun in ten did.