Rid-X

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

Try having it back up in the winter. It'll freeze and back up into your main septic line. Then that'll burst. But you won't know it's filling the 600 sq ft of crawl space under part of your house cause it's freezing and keeping the stench in. Then around spring as it gets warmer you may be under the false impression that some animal died under the house during the winter and is now thawing and starting to decompose. So when you go to investigate instead of a rotting raccoon you'll find 600 sg ft 3 inches deep in S**T. You'll actually scream "S**T!!!!!!!". Your wife will yell back, "What?". You'll say "S**T!!!!!" She'll say "What?" You'll clarify and scream "It's S**T!!!!!". You'll find that for $10k you can hire a former Marine Colonel who likes to spend his money in Tawain who will bring by a few illegals dressed in space suits to crawl around on their bellies for 3 days and scoop it all out by hand cause the access to the crawl-space is a 12x12 panel in a closet in your home office.

Ask me how I know.

Haha, great story monkey. Well written.

[billyboy]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

I remember as a little kid, we had to have our septic tank pumped out. Of course I was there when they opened it up. I asked my mother what all of the white things were that were floating around on top of what was in the tank. She told me she didn't know. When I got old enough to know and remembered that day, I realized all of those white things were condoms.

I busted my son by checking the tank out one day. I wasn't looking to get evidence on anybody. We have to pump ours uphill so I was just doing routine checking to make sure nothing was going to fail anytime soon. I found some condoms floating in there.They are hard on the pump. I've heard so many lame excuses from him over the years, I didn't bother mentioning it.

[MT930]

Three Homes over the past 16 years all with septic systems no Rid-X and never any problems. I pump every 5 years or so. I know a guy who engineers septic systems he has told me that to go easy on the soaps and bleach other than that nothing else is required.