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CRAPPOLA! i am too nice...sitting here dressed in full camo.
ok. i hunt into the wind, so my household smells dont affect me.
now to the point. i planned to take my wife and i "hiking" around a local lake down this brutal trail loop. i figured to take my bow, just in case a pig comes along. my wife's friend calls, and says she "needs to talk". i get the look from my wife, so i figured, a late afternoon hike to catch the evening run would be ok. friend shows up. i change out of camo, put on a pot of coffee, and make breakfast for the ladies. supposed to go for an hours. i grab a quick shower with scent free soap, get redressed, and start loading the car. the friend has issues and is venting with my wife. it is now approaching noon...they are still yapping. i love being a male. no yapping. we would talk over a dead pig, work out issues...dudes are cool. looking better and better for the pigs.
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02-21-2009, 11:06 AM
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ooo..she is leaving...i am out!
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02-21-2009, 11:10 AM
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Let me get this straight... your wife lets you take a bow with in case you come across a wild pig when you go for a walk?
Dude... count your lucky stars!
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If you would've continued wearing your camo, and kept your bow out, your wife's friend would left in the first 30 seconds.
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02-21-2009, 01:33 PM
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.22 to the back of the head.
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02-21-2009, 03:27 PM
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ouch. tired. wife did great. no pigs, but saw plenty of deer and a bobcat.
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jeff. i actually volunteered to help my neighbor take live pigs and turn them into food. we used a .22 in between the eyes. they dropped like stones. then we hoisted them with a backhoe, and did the wet work. she ran them to the butcher who required that the pigs be headless, skinless, and hoof less. i just finished the last of those chops. better than store bought for sure.
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An old friend was in town a few years ago and i stopped by his parents house to visit him on the way back from a morning of duck hunting. Had camo on of course and completely forgot that i had the camo makeup on my face still. Of course my boat looks a bit odd to non-duck folks as well....  It took me a while to figure out why they were all looking at me so funny. The younger brother in particular is somewhat....sheltered....and he looked like he had seen a ghost.
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