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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Financial planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, He decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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Anna Nichole, is that you?
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Spokane WA
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I keep trying to convince my 72 YO mother to find some 95 YO rich guy about to kick it that doesn't have any other family and quickly marry him. Can't be that hard. She thinks I'm kidding....................
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