What does HSV+ mean in personal ad?

[VenezianBlau 87]

On Craigslist personal section:

"Hsv+ Bf looking for LTR - 30 (Atlanta)"

The ad ends in:

"Please dont contact me if you dont know what hsv is."

Thanks,
Bob

[slodave]

Herpes!!!

[porsche4life]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hsv

You asked. Wrap it before you tap it is all i got to say.

[porsche4life]

Dam Dave beat me

[VenezianBlau 87]

Oh my...thanks. The mouth kind wouldn't be so bad, I guess. The genital one is a bit scary. She has a nice writeup, though. Not sure what "bf" means either.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/1006349522.html

[slodave]

Originally Posted by VenezianBlau 87

Oh my...thanks. The mouth kind wouldn't be so bad, I guess. The genital one is a bit scary. She has a nice writeup, though. Not sure what "bf" means either.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/1006349522.html

BF = Black Female

[varmint]

countdown til valentines day. people stop being picky.

[Dixie]

Not sure what "bf" means either.

My guess would be "black female". "Boy friend", and "Bi friendly", just don't work for the ad.

[Moses]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[VenezianBlau 87]

It'll buff out...

Thanks for the help, guys.

I'll just a'keep on a'lookin...

[m21sniper]

Gotta be careful with those internet chicks, and always make sure you ask if the pic in their profile is recent.

Hehe

[legion]

Herpes Simplex Virus positive.

[Arizona_928]

forget her, she's more of your type anyways
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/1006565261.html

[Capt. Crunch]

My buddies called it "the monster" back in college..actually anything STD was the monster come to think of it. Yikes!

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Don't give that cratch the slap

Unless you want the clap...

[Joeaksa]

Just remember guys, if you have slept with more than 10 ladies in your life, there is about a 80% chance that you HAVE BEEN EXPOSED to HSV!

You may not have it, it may not show up but the way things are these days its hard to get away from.

Put a raincoat on that puppy if you do not know the lady very, very well...

Joe A

[Rick Lee]

Be careful about the BBW's too.

[Dueller]

adventurous - Leaves apartment once a week to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets.

affectionate (female) - Wants to cuddle during Super Bowl triple overtime.

affectionate (male) - Loves to grab your ass at funerals.

appreciates the finer things in life -- Willing to max out credit card on junk food.

artist - Takes pride in penmanship.

athletic (male) - Single-handedly unloads beer coolers at softball games.

athletic (female) - Thinks about field hockey during sex.

average looking (honest person) - Average looking

average looking (99.9% of the population) - Below average looking

- B -

baggage - Restraining orders

beautiful - Once received a polite rejection letter from a modeling agency.

booty-licious -- Smells like an old boot.

- C -

career oriented - Blames non-existent career for non-existent social life.

caring - Suffocating

clever -- Can stick a napkin into one nostril and pull it through the other.

comfortable in jeans or little black dress - Willing to dress like a farmer or a hooker to get a date.

communication important - Once dated the Unabomber, and it didn't work out.

compassionate - Cries at the drop of a hat.

confident - Never admits they're wrong.

contagious smile - Makes people feel very uncomfortable.

creative -- Still has the gold star from kindergarten for finger painting.

curious -- Has always wondered why birds don't fly west for the winter.

- D -

delicate -- Bruises just from thinking about sex.

discreet - Prefers sex in hotel rooms that rent by the hour.

distinguished (looking) - Should have shaved goatee off years ago.

does things with class - Wouldn't know class if it bit them on the derrière.

down to earth -- Waits until marriage before talking about UFO abduction experience.

- E -

easygoing -- The only one at the funeral is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

eccentric - Is self-centered to the beat of a different drummer.

eclectic -- The complete works of Shakespeare on coffee table in living room, People magazine on the nightstand in bedroom.

emotionally available - Can sustain eye contact for at least eight seconds before looking at another woman.

emotionally secure - Insensitive

employed - Hasn't worked at McDonald's long enough to call it a career.

energetic -- Still remembers doing a sit-up in 1984.

enjoys art and opera - Enjoys dressing up, sitting in a concert hall, and daydreaming about monster truck pulls.

enjoys culture - Is probably reading this to find out what culture is.

enjoys life - Has not contemplated suicide in a week.

enjoys nature - Once spent a wild weekend with Marlin Perkins.

evolving - Becomes less fun each day.

exotic - Really should have a doctor look at those five moles on face.

- F -

family is very important -- Can remember the names of most siblings.

family-oriented -- Brings mother on first date.

feminist - All the other interesting descriptions were taken.

(seeks) financially secure - Seeks sugar daddy.

(is) financially secure - Just made final payment on 1994 Ford Escort.

fit -- Can watch an entire exercise video without passing out.

free spirit - See eccentric.

friendship first - Terrified of sex.

fun-loving - That annoying person at parties who always wants to play charades.

funny - Prone to making inappropriate comments.

-G -

glass is half full - Very close to joining a cult

good listener - Has nothing to say.

good looking - Thinks Popeye is good looking.

(in) good shape - Last saw own toes in 1993.

great cook - Maestro of the microwave

- H -

handsome - See good looking.

height proportionate to weight - Struggling to stay out of Rubenesque territory.

huggable - Someone you would not invite to your S&M club.

humorous - Laughs at own limp jokes.

- I -

impulsive - Lacks self discipline.

intellectually stimulating -- Knows 456 appropriate situations for flipping the bird.

(is) intelligent - Knows how spell "intelligent."

(seeks) intelligent - Someone whose knuckles have yet to scrape the ground.

in transition - Has no direction in life.

intuitive - Has bought a few winning scratch tickets.

- J -

jeans - See comfortable in jeans or little black dress.

- K -

knight in shining armor - Imaginary friend

- L -

laid back -- Will finish entrée and ask to see the desert menu before noticing you're having a heart attack.

light drinker - Won't admit to being a heavy drinker.

likes to cuddle (female) - Won't admit she's terrified of sex.

likes to cuddle (male) - Will say anything for sex.

likes long walks on the beach - Devoid of any original thoughts.

likes candle-lit dinners - See likes to take long walks on the beach.

likes sitting before a roaring fire - See likes to take long walks on the beach.

look young for my age (men) - Holds stomach in a lot.

look young for my age (women) - Wears tank tops and clothing more appropriate for a younger woman.

loves animals - Derives an unhealthy amount of emotional support from their pet.

loves life and all it has to offer - Either a Rotarian, Libertarian, or Unitarian.

love to laugh - Insane

- M -

(high) maintenance - Looking to meet a rich attractive wimp.

(low) maintenance - Will not make unrealistic demands until after marriage.

(looking for someone to) make me laugh - Will never make you laugh.

married to my job - Has no life.

mature - Looking to meet someone Amish.

Mr. Right - See knight in shining armor.

- N -

new-age - Old hippie

no-nonsense -- No fun

no-strings-attached relationship -- Plenty of sex and antibiotics

non-traditional - Never picks up a check.

- O -

old fashioned (man) - Thinks Gloria Steinem is a "real looker."

old fashioned (woman) - Gets excited at the thought of Jack Lord pistol-whipping a suspect.

open minded - Willing to pretend to listen to anyone's "ridiculous" ideas.

optimistic -- Still thinks the Beatles will be getting back together.

outgoing - Has far fewer friends than realizes.

overweight but working on it -- Has lost and gained the same pound 109,345 times.

- P -

passionate - Gets carried away over nothing.

people person - Scared of being alone.

petite - Elf-like

poet - Unpublished writer

politically progressive -- Fanaticizes about Ralph Nader in a Speedo.

positive attitude - See glass is half full.

professional - Pretends not to know you when asking, "Do you want fries with that?"

(loves) public displays of affection - a) Gropes you at the most inappropriate times. b) Hysterically berates you at the most inappropriate times.


- Q -

quiet - Has no original thoughts.

- R -

Rubenesque - Describes the Goodyear blimp as "voluptuous."


- S -

sassy - Unaware of total lack of sex appeal.

seeks partner in crime -- Will not date anyone before seeing five forms of identification.

self-aware - Self-absorbed

self-employed - Unemployed

sensitive (male) - Cries when his team doesn't cover the spread.

sensitive (female) - Cries for no apparent reason.

sensual - Was once arrested for inappropriately riding a horse.

sensuous - Likes to wear lingerie while having cyber sex.

(is) sexy (male) - Can achieve an orgasm by looking in the mirror.

(is) sexy (female) - Will sit naked on a copy machine after only one beer.

(want to meet someone who is) sexy - Someone whose allure is not totally masked by perfume or cologne.

shy - Well-mannered stalker

slender - Debating whether to get breast implants.

smart - See intelligent.

social activist -- Bought Girl Scout cookies this year.

sophisticated - Knows the correct way to eat a Big Mac.

(seeks) soul mate - Seeks identical mate except for genitalia.

spiritual - Owns more than one Yanni album.

stable - Never forgets to take medication.

stylish -- Always sniffs clothes before putting them on.

sweet - Nice to the point of nauseating.

- T -

tall (male) - Eight inches shorter than what profiles lists.

tall (female) - Will strain your neck if you're always looking at her breasts.

thoughtful - Promises to call to make sure you got home safely -- after leaving you at a bus stop.

traditional - See old fashioned.

- U -

U - Illiterate word crunch symbol for "you" - as in "LQQKING 4 U."


- V -

visually oriented - An unwitting brag about being shallow.

voluptuous - Five pounds from having to buy two seats on a plane.


- W -

weight proportionate to height - See height proportionate to weight.

writer - See poet.

- X -

x - Shorthand for "ex" - the demon ghost haunting many personal ads.

- Y -

(# of years) young - See young at heart.

young at heart - Old in body.


- Z -

zaftig - See Rubenesque.

[livi]

Originally Posted by Moses

The gift that keeps on giving.

Darn right!

For a little bugger (virus) that science not even is prepared to call a "living organism", its got quite the effective evolutionary survival strategy.

[T77911S]

HSV- homo sexual virgin