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onewhippedpuppy 02-18-2009 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 4492675)
I am pretty sure they have the death ray.

That's old news.:)

http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/...16_375x300.jpg

http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/military/abl/index.html

It's a fun topic when you stop and consider that many of the weapons that the public are aware of have their origins in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. The B-2 is the most advanced bomber in the world, but was developed in the '80s. The F-22 didn't enter service until 2003, but was also developed in the '80s. I can imagine that there is some pretty amazing stuff that we don't know about.

IROC 02-18-2009 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 4492986)
That's old news.:)

http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/...16_375x300.jpg

http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/military/abl/index.html

It's a fun topic when you stop and consider that many of the weapons that the public are aware of have their origins in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. The B-2 is the most advanced bomber in the world, but was developed in the '80s. The F-22 didn't enter service until 2003, but was also developed in the '80s. I can imagine that there is some pretty amazing stuff that we don't know about.

Yep, that one (ABL) is designed to take out ICBMs in the boost phase, though. The program I worked on was the actual "death ray" that could...uhhh...hypothetically speaking...uhhh...take out people. :)

Heel n Toe 02-18-2009 07:35 AM

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...rBull/X-44.jpg

X-44
Mission: The X-44 is a proposed vehicle designed to fly without the aid of aerodynamic controls of any kind. All control inputs will be through the aircraft’s multi-axis vectorable exhaust nozzles.

http://www.codeonemagazine.com/archives/2001/articles/arp_01/xplanes/xplane_x44.html

________________________
The X-44 MANTA (Multi-Axis No-Tail Aircraft) is a conceptual Lockheed Martin aircraft design that has been studied by NASA and the U.S. Air Force. It is intended to test the feasibility of full yaw, pitch and roll control without any use of tailplanes (horizontal or vertical). Attitude manipulation relies purely on 3D thrust vectoring. Funding for the program was halted in 2000.

The aircraft itself is an F-22 Raptor-derived design featuring a stretched version of the delta wing and deleted tail surfaces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-44_MANTA

sammyg2 02-18-2009 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 4492986)
That's old news.:)

http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/...16_375x300.jpg

http://www.boeing.com/defense-space/military/abl/index.html

It's a fun topic when you stop and consider that many of the weapons that the public are aware of have their origins in the '60s, '70s, and '80s. The B-2 is the most advanced bomber in the world, but was developed in the '80s. The F-22 didn't enter service until 2003, but was also developed in the '80s. I can imagine that there is some pretty amazing stuff that we don't know about.

Oh yeah, that's the one they use to make popcorn
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1234975555.jpg

charleskieffner 02-18-2009 08:03 AM

aluminum foil helmets with lazer beams and a beer tapper is the latest secret thought control weapon. or so i have heard.

man having my secret clearance into:

1) project mercury.

2) white sands miss-kill range

3) sandia labs

4)kirtland a.f.b.

5) hollomon a.f.b.

6) yuma proving grounds

7) los alamos labs

to the point of machining radiated parts(sign here to disallow any possible lawsuits by yerself or yer family in event of accident form)....................well ....what "THEY" have and what we know about or will EVER KNOW ABOUT are very different.

project mercury was the BIGGEST GOPHER FARM (craters) I HAVE EVER SEEN!

hell there are projects that even OBAMA WILL NEVER KNOW ABOUT!

when the death ray finally comes out of the closet..............OSAMA BIN LADEN WILL BE THE FIRST LIVE TEST RAT IT WILL USED ON!

i like death rays.................doesnt leave any evidence. they just are VAPORIZED INTO MUNG PIE!

Heel n Toe 02-18-2009 08:08 AM

Not secret stuff, but very cool and used to be secret stuff:

F-35B, STOVL variant of the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...bstovl-jsf.jpg

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u..._JSF_STOVL.jpg

Jim Richards 02-18-2009 08:09 AM

death rays are cool

Pazuzu 02-18-2009 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4493241)
death rays are cool

I turned my warm weather tires into snow tires with a death ray.

Pazuzu 02-18-2009 08:12 AM

I've heard that the most obscure secret military weapon is the longsword +2.

svandamme 02-18-2009 09:16 AM

apparantly the laser guidance lantirn pods that were on tomcats, were able to make the eyeballs of cows explode/pop if a cow happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

*one minute your minding your own business , rechewing your morning batch of grass,
the next minute your eyes go splat ... it just ain't fair.

kach22i 02-18-2009 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 4493371)
eyeballs of cows explode

Only cows?:eek:

Is that like only cat pee can be seen with a black light?:(

RoninLB 02-18-2009 10:37 AM

some speculate that that N Korea's intercontental test missile was toasted by a black project weapon.

ie: zapped it without leaving a trace

charleskieffner 02-18-2009 10:57 AM

you can bet yer last jar of KIM-CHEE that the new super-duper anti-miss-kill-miss-kill will be DIALED IN BIG TIME ON KIM IL LIL DONGS NEXT MISS-KILL LAUNCH FROM N.KOREA. ALONG WITH THE DEATH RAY AND SHARKS WITH LAZERBEAMS, DOLPHINS W/LAZER BEAMS, AND......................SUPER-DUPER SECRET STEALTH DEATH SATELLITES IN SPACE WITH THEIR VERY OWN DEATH RAYS!


kim il lil dong dont know who he bee messing with!


frankly the most frightful weapon we have....................... a picture of MICHAEL JACKSON projected into the night sky will bring them to their KNEES! the horror...the horror!

Jim Richards 02-18-2009 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by charleskieffner (Post 4493616)
frankly the most frightful weapon we have....................... a picture of MICHAEL JACKSON projected into the night sky will bring them to their KNEES! the horror...the horror!

Bastard! The mental image of that made my eyeballs explode! :eek:

scottmandue 02-18-2009 12:42 PM

Why is it always the death ray? What about the life ray?

Or what ever happened to the gay ray?

All the solders drop their guns and start humping each other.

And sharks with friggin lasers on their heads are so last year... now we have sea bass with internal lasers.

Pazuzu 02-18-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 4493850)
And sharks with friggin lasers on their heads are so last year... now we have sea bass with internal lasers.

Only because even our military isn't cool enough to yet know how to harness the pure awesomeness of the Pistol Shrimp...

Jim Richards 02-18-2009 12:51 PM

vaporizing stuff is cool

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targa911S 02-18-2009 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 4493850)
All the solders drop their guns and start humping each other.
.

Then they would be French.

crustychief 02-18-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by targa911S (Post 4493939)
Then they would be French.

That is funny as he??


Pardon our french brothers on this board.

exc911ence 02-18-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charleskieffner (Post 4493616)


frankly the most frightful weapon we have....................... a picture of MICHAEL JACKSON projected into the night sky will bring them to their KNEES! the horror...the horror!

FYI

http://www.otamic.com/plog/thumbs/lr...e-pdf-file.jpg

;)


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