What secret stuff does our military have?
 

All the stuff declassified now was produced with slide rules, right. Hell, the SR71 is like 50 years old, right? So do you guys think the military has now, in secret? Do we have drones that are invisible to the eye? Do we have some kind of atomizing bomb that vaporizes people and leaves all the other stuff intact with no fallout? How about stuff you put in a person's drink that makes it so you can blow them up anytime, remotely, for the rest of their lives without them even knowing? Or, do we pretty much see everything that they've got now?

The have developed a vast computer network of porn. Every fantasy is at your fingertip. Most countries have let this secret weapon infiltrate their borders without resistance and they no longer have the will to fight. There a few hold-outs though, and those are the ones to be concerned with.

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Seriously, not much,, they don't have the budget anymore.

My cousin pilots this, details are still classified: :cool:


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Dunno, it's a secret.

The Stasi were doing all kinds of whacky stuff. Trying to capture peoples odors etc...

That's pretty much the neutron bomb. Substitute "lethal radiation" for "vaporize". We had them, but dismantled the last one some decades ago (supposedly).

Speeder,

F22?

What's behind it, looks like a Turboprop conversion B-26?

I bought a used F-22 on eBay last month. F-22 is old news.

I hear the latest is called Project Xylophone, aka Project X.

Sadly, I think you're right.

The plane behind the raptor is a turboprop Grumman Tracker. The Calif Dept. of Forestry uses them for fire fighting.

Those old S-2s have been around forever.

How about a nuke tipped torpedo that travels near mach 1 and doesn't touch water, it rides on a really thin laminar film of steam? Do we have that? ;)

Are we talking about a clone of the Russkie VA-111 Shkval?

How about a nuclear tipped .50caliber sniper rifle projectile with a .1 kt nominal yield?

They have the e-mail address for Obama's BlackBerry. Or maybe its really a Sectra Edge...

But I have it too:

cracka-in-chief@bailout.com

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Not that I know so don't come looking for me ple...

To be used by the Air Force marching band?

sharks with fricken' laser beams on their heads!

Lol, they have been around for a little while. Nobody else has one, though. :)

Not quite, but don't worry, it will only be used for the collective good.

The most 'secret' thing I have ever seen or heard, actually was an electronic whoop-whoop used in times square one night during a drive thru with W in a motorcade. The usual crush on a friday night had blocked his progress and stopped the car. A black surburban at the front of the string of cars let out this sound that was so loud and perfectly tuned, it folded everyone's knees within a 50-foot radius. The surburban and the one behind it opened up, and a squad of SWAT looking guys hopped out and cleared the path of the cars by lifting and dragging people from in front of the cars. The guys reloaded, and the caravan was gone, doing 40MPH in a sec or two.

I had dropped involuntarily to my knees and was on the rest of the way down except for a Sabretts' wagon. Everyone around me was down on the ground as well. No aftereffects except that whatever was on the sidewalk was now on the knees of my levi's. I had no idea that this was possible, and that it was used when they felt the motorcade was 'trapped'. Of course, the entire show was followed by a string of blue and whites, all whooping as well, but just the usual level, loud, but not painful or debilitating.

Has anyone else even heard this thing?