Octo mom was offered a cool $million for a porn deal!

vash · vash's Garage

comes with one year health insurance for her and her family.

crazy folks out there.

Seric · 02-25-2009, 03:48 PM

She sure played this whole thing nice. At first she refused to be interviewed, which caused a media frenzy. Now she's all over the place. Well maybe all this attention will net her some cash so she doesn't have to leech it from the taxpayers (riiight).

onlycafe · 02-25-2009, 03:48 PM

and all the free sperm she could carry.

gatotom · 02-25-2009, 04:31 PM

porn with insemination, now that would probably tickle somebody's feathers.

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

Someone would actually stick it in that? Hope they're payin' the guy a million too.

exc911ence · exc911ence's Garage

The "lucky" guy will need something like this:

rouxroux · 02-25-2009, 05:16 PM

Aw man, are they going to do a remake of Octopussy? noooooooooo!

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

thats got the look of tortilla soup i reckon.

rouxroux · 02-25-2009, 07:17 PM

Talk about a "clown car"

slodave · slodave's Garage

There's a stipulation to the $$. She would be under contract for multiple pornos.

slodave · slodave's Garage

Quote from TMZ:

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There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn -- except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!

Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

In a letter sent to Octo, morally righteous Pink Visual warns, "There's a great deal of stigma attached to being a porn star" and that Octo needs to think "in the best interest of your children." For once.

So what's it gonna be? Do porn ... and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits -- or keep it covered ... so you can keep your kids clean? Decisions, decisions.

cl8ton · 02-25-2009, 07:34 PM

Prob has been around the internet twice, but here ya go!

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman:
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

varmint · 02-25-2009, 07:35 PM

8 pizza delivery guys with turkey basters knock on the door......

126coupe · 126coupe's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Someone would actually stick it in that? Hope they're payin' the guy a million too.

Just spit my cab on the keyboard, you may be the funniest guy on this board, or is it maybe, I just like your sense of humor

KevinP73 · 02-25-2009, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cl8ton

Prob has been around the internet twice, but here ya go!

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman:
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

ROFLMFAO !! Best one I've ever heard.

RWebb · RWebb's Garage

I always thought she looked more "oral" than -- ah -- ....

Schumi · 02-26-2009, 12:32 AM

saw her dr. phil interview today, or most of it.

and sadly thought to myself, before seeing this thread mind you, that I bet she could make a hell of a... ahem.. home video.

livi · 02-26-2009, 01:40 AM

Oh dear, what a disgusting spectacle this birth has produced.

Scuba Steve · 02-26-2009, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Someone would actually stick it in that? Hope they're payin' the guy a million too.

yeah, there's no tread left on those tires.

Aurel · Aurel's Garage

Will she take the deal? What is the title of the movie? My guess: "Mommy and the eight dwarfs"

We live in a sick world

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