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dhoward 03-09-2009 03:09 PM

Yes, but your toast comes out all smug, and uppity...

nostatic 03-09-2009 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4533150)
Yes, but your toast comes out all smug, and uppity...

I got a toaster from the flyover states but the crumbs keep sticking to my guns and religion.

Brillo 03-09-2009 07:21 PM

You want a clean and working toaster. You do have very high standards.

Bill Douglas 03-09-2009 07:33 PM

If you do find a fix please let me know as my Toaster won't go ever since I did eggs on toast.

tabs 03-09-2009 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4533150)
Yes, but your toast comes out all smug, and uppity...


and has a penchant for wine.

tabs 03-09-2009 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Heel n Toe (Post 4532835)
Hold on, Jethro... this is the first time you mentioned firearms were involved.

Maybe the crumb crud wasn't your problem to begin with.


Hmmm maybe that is why the birds can't get off the gorund after I feed them the crumbs.

tabs 03-09-2009 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by madmmac (Post 4532877)
Once the toaster and microwave oven do some banging in the dryer for a while, you have to wait a bit, but you end up with a brand new toaster oven.

Yeah but they are only big eniugh to do a hot pocket!

tabs 03-09-2009 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 4533762)
If you do find a fix please let me know as my Toaster won't go ever since I did eggs on toast.

You mean it won't leave?

tabs 03-10-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 4533158)
I got a toaster from the flyover states but the crumbs keep sticking to my guns and religion.

You sound bitter?

tabs 03-10-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Brillo (Post 4533738)
You want a clean and working toaster. You do have very high standards.

I'm a Republican

tabs 03-10-2009 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by creaturecat (Post 4533005)
European toaster - 220V - uses less energy. Quicker.

I thought only Microwaves nuked em..

tabs 03-10-2009 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 4532966)
Doesnt your dyer have a nifty shoe rack on the door? Set the toaster on that and then it gets the air but not tumbled. Can cook a pizza on that too. :D

What a novel way to fix worn out shoes.

HHI944 03-10-2009 07:16 AM

You're going about it all wrong. There is absolutely no problem in this world that can not be solved with the proper application of C4.

Bill Douglas 03-10-2009 11:04 AM

My toaster is adjustable. the salesman said it can handle a skinny slice of bread, or you can put a big fat one in. Personally I wouldn't try it.


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