My Toaster Won't Work Anymore
 

Can anybody give me some help here with trying to fix my Toaster. The other day it looked so greasy and grungy that I popped it into the Dish Washer. It came out clean as a whistle, but it wouldn't work anymore.

Duh!

I hear toaster can resurrect themselves after they die. Just wait.

I've heard they're more fun than a rubber ducky in the bathtub. If you plug it in first it will also keep the water warm for you.

Are you serious?

Open it up. Put your mind to work. Figure it out.

I hope you put a disclaimer to that because if someone does it and hurt themselves or someone else they can come back and sue you. Ask Dueller.

Two words: bigger hammer

Take it and put it in the dryer for about an hour. Should be fine.

Microwave is faster.

My next Thread was going to ask for some help with my Microwave Oven...it doesn't work anymore either...after I took the Toaster out of the Dishwasher and wouldn't work, I thought it still might be a little wet so I put it into the MicroWave oven to help it dry off...

No that happens when I put the Toaster in the bathtub with me..

Ask the Government to help...it's the new way, the right way...er, I mean the new left way...I mean, ahhh fergit it!

If the government can't fix something simple like the Banking system how do you expect them to fix a Toaster.

OH..so thats why the last one burned up as soon as it hit the water!

Stepdtr used the microwave to dry her Yorkie after a bath....6 minutes on high.

POP! goes the weasel.:D

you're kidding us, right?

put them both in the dryer.

Won't they both be damaged by banging against each other. I think I will try putting them in one at a time?

I don't know about putting the dog in the Microwave to dry her off...but she sure does seem to like the washing machine.

Especially the "spin" cycle...

What in a toaster will dissolve and not work if immersed in water and allowed to dry?

Did you really do this?

Do you just like to type or was it to increase your post count.

wet toaster
 

thanks, I needed that humor today.

No I think them knocking against each other will help get the water out better.

Yeah but I don't want them to look banged up.

Post Count I don't need no stinkin post count I already have enough thank you.

wrap towels around them. Or you could put a pillow in there with them.

She is uaually fine after she gets out of the Dryer.

I am simply amazed that tabs adventures have already made it to youtube. Complete with the dryer.:

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If the Micro or the Toaster start to work again in the Dryer won't the towel or pillow catch on fire?

Part 2:

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I never seem to able to fix them after they get shot...the Toast just never gets dark again.

Thats what I thought tooo!

Nostatus is going to be pissed after he reads this Thread....

Hold on, Jethro... this is the first time you mentioned firearms were involved.

Maybe the crumb crud wasn't your problem to begin with.

Tabs' saga continues....

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Once the toaster and microwave oven do some banging in the dryer for a while, you have to wait a bit, but you end up with a brand new toaster oven.

Doesnt your dyer have a nifty shoe rack on the door? Set the toaster on that and then it gets the air but not tumbled. Can cook a pizza on that too. :D

European toaster - 220V - uses less energy. Quicker.